"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, masculine, holster, holstered, weight, weigh, overweight, weight gain, gaining weight, let yourself go, letting yourself go"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."
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family, families, parent, parents, children, child, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, hong kong, hk, colony, colonies, england, english, uk, united kingdom, gb, great britain, britain, china, chinese, one china two systems, dinner, family dinner, dinners, regional, 1997, sovereignty, hypocritical, hypocrite"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, price, prices, sale, sales, low price, frugal, frugality, shop, shopping, discount, discounts, coupon, coupons, store, frugally, frugal living, skill, savvy, savvy shopper, shopper, shops, stores, desert, cacti, cactus, consumer, consumerism"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."
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hippy, hippies, counterculture, free spirit, nonconformist, 1960's, end war, ending the war, anti war, generations, younger generation, older generation, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, memories, old and young, peace, hallucinogenic drugs, protest, protester, protesters"I think you may be getting them mixed up-Perot is the one with charts, and Perdue is the one with chickens."
A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.
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dog, dogs, birthday, birthdays, birthday card, birthday cards, dog year, dog years, card, cards, 7, 14, 28, 35, 42, option, options, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."
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money, financial crisis, cocktail party, stealing, crooks, banks, bankers, salary cap, salary caps, wage cap, wage caps, income cap, income caps, talent pool, talent pools, wall street, thief, thieves, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, salary, salaries, annual income, annual incomes, 1%, mankoff"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."
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honest, honesty, lie, lies, lying, white lie, white lies, expectation, expectations, sincerity, insincere, sincere, truth, truthteller, truthtellers, truthtelling, truth teller, truth tellers, truth telling, falsehood, falsehoods, false, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, 1 to 1, one to one, 1 2 1"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
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hair, haircuts, haircut, hair style, hair styles, style, styles, fashion, men's fashion, fashionable, out of fashion, out of style, outdated, seventies, 1970's, 70's, afro, afros, angel, angels, dead, death, dying, died, heaven, be careful what you wish for, bald, balding, hair thinning, receding hairline, hairline, big hair"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
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schedule d, schedule e, accountant, accountants, accounting, 1040, 1040 form, 1040 forms, investor, investors, asset, assets, broke, lose money, loses money, losing money, investment, investments, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, tax return, tax returns, penniless, loss, losses, financial loss, financial losses, hedge fund, hedge funds, hedge fund manager, hedge fund managers, tax season, taxes, filing taxes, personality type, personality types, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, insolvent, insolvency"This is the grand ballroom. I think it has a lot of potential."
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ballroom, ballrooms, grand ballroom, grand ballrooms, interior, interiors, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, fixer upper, fixer uppers, home buyer, home buyers, home buying, rich, riches, rich people, wealthy, 1%, upper class, upper classes, prospective buyer, prospective buyers, potential, mansion, mansions, large house, large houses"The President is closing in the polls, but he still needs hurricanes in several key states."
"We have decided to finance your voyage, Mr. Columbus, even though we are disappointed that you failed to produce your high-school transcripts."
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transcript, transcripts, columbus, christopher columbus, columbus day, ferdinand, queen isabella, navigator, navigators, 1492, audit, audits, personal records, personal information, financier, financiers, sponsor, sponsors, sponsorship, corporate sponsor, corporate sponsors, verification, education history, educational history, schooling"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."
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leisure, party, men, government, bureaucracy, ethics, bill of rights, constitution, constitutional amendment, constitutional amendments, amendment, amendments, first amendment, second amendment, 1st amendment, 2nd amendment, right to bear arms, freedom of speech, gun culture, gun nut, gun nuts, firearms, assault rifle, assault rifles, mankoff"What the hell! Let's lay another grant on Channel 13."
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executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, grant, grants, tv, television, tv channel, tv channel, television channel, television channels, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, tv broadcasting, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, television broadcasting, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, unlucky number, unlucky numbers, thirteen, 13, irresponsible, irresponsibility, bad investment, bad investments"Don't be silly—mathematically, there will always be a middle class."
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executive, executives, middle class, class system, classes, upper class, lower class, income, incomes, pay, payroll, pay gap, minimum wage, money, one percent, 1%, office, offices, working class, wealthy, wealth, rich people, politics, politician, politicians, political"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, masculine, holster, holstered, bowlegged, bow legged, bowleg, bow leg, bow legs, saloon, saloons, posture, image gag, visual gag, saloon door"Here I was, all this time, worrying that maybe I'm a selfish person, and now it turns out I've been suffering from compassion fatigue."
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selfish, selfishness, selfish person, selfish people, compassion, compassionate, empathy, empathetic, sympathy, sympathetic, self-diagnose, self-diagnosis, self-diagnoses, worry, worries, worrying, elite, elites, wealthy elite, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, 1%, spare change, begging, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, callous, indifferent, indifference, uncaring, self-interested, self-interestMy Goal: The Hamptons
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charity, charities, charitable, hamptons, beg, begs, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandle, panhandles, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, goal, goals, life goal, life goals, upward mobility, upwardly mobile, class, classes, fire island, jones beach, rockaway, rockaway beach, coney island, 12 st. pier"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."
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make a mark in the world, accomplishment, accomplishments, mark, marks, make a mark, making a mark, legacy, legacies, disappear, disappearing, fast, quickly, rapidly, ten seconds, story, stories, temporary, fleeting, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, newsfeed, newsfeeds, news feed, news feeds, modern life, technology, viral, going viral, internet, online, internet famous, fleeting fame, 15 seconds of fame, influencer, influencers, picture, pictures, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, apps, app, application, applications, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, millennial, millennials, youthA chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
"Your barn door is open."
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