"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"
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"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."
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"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"
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"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."
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"I think you may be getting them mixed up-Perot is the one with charts, and Perdue is the one with chickens."
A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.
"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."
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"I was against Russo-Disneyland from the start."
"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."
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Thoughts about a comfort
"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
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"This is the grand ballroom. I think it has a lot of potential."
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"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
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"The President is closing in the polls, but he still needs hurricanes in several key states."
"We have decided to finance your voyage, Mr. Columbus, even though we are disappointed that you failed to produce your high-school transcripts."
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"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."
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"What the hell! Let's lay another grant on Channel 13."
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"Don't be silly—mathematically, there will always be a middle class."
"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."
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Moses' Reading Glasses
"Here I was, all this time, worrying that maybe I'm a selfish person, and now it turns out I've been suffering from compassion fatigue."
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"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."
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My Goal: The Hamptons
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A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
"Your barn door is open."
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