Never Hillary and Never Trump become Hillary and Trump.
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"A banker, eh? Can you make a living at that?"
A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.
"Well, I'm a little bit sleepy now, so that concludes our broadcast day."
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Snow White and the 24/7 Dwarfs
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"A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, we need cheap, available handguns."
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"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.
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"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."
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The News Cycle
"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."
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"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."
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The All-Crisis Network
"Of course you're depressed. You're tuned to a twenty-four-hour all-news station."
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"Two per cent."
"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."
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"I'll need to see some I.D. for the Claritin."
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A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'
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"Let's hope that with the passage of time the human race will become three-dimensional."
"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
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