"A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, we need cheap, available handguns."
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"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."
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"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."
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"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."
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"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."
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"I'll need to see some I.D. for the Claritin."
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'The N.R.A's Written Test for A Gun License.'
"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."
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"We Can Do It!"
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"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
"Oh boy! I'm an American!"
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"It helps prevent side collisions."
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Caution: Armed Student Driver
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"Still, I hope you won't give up barking entirely."
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"No. 319. A long silk-organza halter dress with arabesque crystal beading. With it Clarisse carries an unobtrusive .38 revolver with a handle of cloisonné enamel."
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"You know, if she weren't part of a well-regulated militia I'd be a little nervous."
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"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."
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"How very exciting! I have never before met a Second Amendment lawyer."
"It was fun. We field-stripped a bazooka."
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Cambridge Supplies, Inc. - Back to School Special
A tank drives by with a bumper sticker that reads "Ban criminals not tanks!".
"it was an impulse purchase."
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"Put that grenade launcher away immediately or I'm going to have to report you to the principle."
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Home Protected by 2nd Amendment Scholar
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