Tags:kettle, kettles, tea kettle, tea kettles, stove, stoves, boiling water, whistle, whistling, whistling kettle, whistling kettles, whistling tea kettle, whistling tea kettles, pain, painful, in pain, agony, abandoned, abandonment, abandon, disregard, disregarded, burner, burners, gas burner, gas burners, toot, tooting
"Bye bye, sweetie. Daddy and I will pick you up when you're eighteen."
Tags:day care, day care center, day care centers, day care centre, day care centres, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, parent, parents, parenting, middle class, upper class, rich, riches, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, boarding school, boarding schools, privilege, privileged lifestyle, privileged lifestyles, abandon, abandons, abandonment, child neglect, neglected child, neglected children, gilded cage, gilded cages, orphanage, orphanages
Good News / Bad News
Tags:good news, bad news, bearer of bad news, stranded, strand, maroon, marooned, castaway, deserted, deserter, deserters, desert, desert island, abandon, abandoned, rescue, rescued, death, dead, die, died, dies, dying, murphy's law, murphys law, sod's law, sods law, grim, grim reaper, reaper, doom, doomed
Tags:desert island, desert islands, desert island cartoon, desert island cartoons, castaway, castaways, abandon, abandoned, abandonment, maroon, marooned, cast away, cast aways, repeated, repetitions, irony, ironic, derivative, monotony, monotonous, uncreative, unimaginative, copy cat, copy-cat, copy, copied, copying, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall
I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaways, castaways, maroon, marooned, strand, stranded, abandon, abandoned, bill, bills, bank statement, bank statements, financial statement, financial statements, debt, debts, in debt, overdraft, overdrafts, overdraw, overdrawn, pointless, pointlessness, futile, mail, post, letter, letters, bankrupt, bankruptcy
"He'll have abandonment issues."
Tags:moses, basket, baskets, egypt, ancient egypt, exodus, book of exodus, torah, bible, bible story, bible stories, abandon, abandons, abandonment, abandonment issues, complex, complexes, long lost mother, long lost parent, mother, mothers, son, sons, mom, moms, mum, mums, judaism, christianity, old testament
"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"
Tags:desert, deserts, lost, lost in the desert, stranded, abandoned, abandon, stranded in the desert, desert cartoon, desert cartoons, annoy, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, bug, bugged, bugging, compete, competition, irony, cliche, derivative, repetitive, repetitiveness, repetition, agitate, agitated, agitating, exasperate, exasperate, exasperating, getting on your nerves
"Think of all that interest piling up at six per cent per annum from day of deposit."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, stranded, abandon, abandoned, maroon, marooned, castaway, castaways, bank account, bank accounts, banker, bankers, saving, savings, savings account, savings accounts, interest, earning interest, compound interest, deposit, deposits, positivity, staying positive, positive outlook, positive outlooks optimist, optimists, opptimism
I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui
"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."
Tags:bird, birds, pet, pets, pet bird, pet birds, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, migrate, migration, migrations, migrating, fly south, flying south, birds flying south, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, florida, winter, winters, wintertime, wintertimes, prison, prisons, prisoners, crimes, criminal, criminals, locked up, abandon, abandoned, jail, jails, in jail, abandonment, unsupported, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic
"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, anger, angry, missile, missiles, weapon, weapons, bomb, bombs, nuclear, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, nuclear missile, nuclear missiles, war, modern life, modern warfare, military, disarmament, nuclear disarmament, disarm, disarming, medium, short, range, ranges, abandon, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats
"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandon, abandoned, marooned, maroon, limited options, fish, fishes, life questions, favourite food, favourite foods, favorite food, favorite foods, seafood, dining, strand, stranded, diet, eat, eating, eat habits, dieting, isolate, isolated, blind, blindness, unaware
"Wait—I almost forgot why I called."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, cast away, cast aways, castaway, castaways, stranded, strand, abandoned, abandon, marooned, maroon, phone calls, phonecall, phonecalls, phone call, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, chat, chatting, modern technology, modern technologies, cell phone, cell phones, natter, nattering, gossip, gossips, gossiping
"Shall I mark you absent or present today?"
"I want out!"
Tags:quit, quitting, retire, retiring, retirement, the rat race, rat race, escaping the rat race, offices, office worker, office workers, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, business people, businesspeople, businessperson, business person, monotony, monotonous, corporate, corporation, boss, bosses, manager, managers, labyrinth, labyrinths, maze, mazes, confront, confrontation, signage, i want out, wanting out, escape, escaping, difficult escape, abandon, abandoning
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, couples therapy, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, couples, counselling, marriage therapy, marriage counselling, counseling, counselor, counselors, couples counseling, marriage couneling, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, abandon, abandoning, abandonment, abandoned, camp, camps, summer camp, summer camps, sleepaway camp, sleepaway camps, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, separation anxiety
"I'm just grateful we were able to turn our pants into shorts."
Tags:cast aways, cast away, castaway, castaways, desert island, desert islands, marooned, stranded, maroon, strand, abandon, abandoned, fashions, shorts, trousers, pants, adaptable, adaptability, fashion statement, practical, practicality, practical clothing, practical clothes, inventive, creative, grateful, gratitude, small things, the small things, small mercies, resilient, resilience, versatile, versatility, looking on the bright side, always look on the bright side, hot weather
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, maroon, marooned, shipwrecked, abandoned, abandon, parachute, parachutes, aid, trousers, pants, suit, suits, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, fashions, emergency help, med flight, emergency aid, emergency parachute, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, rescue, rescues, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, emergency supplies
"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, desert island cartoon, desert island cartoons, stranded, abandoned, abandon, marooned, maroon, irony, ironic, satire, satirical, hypocrite, hypocrisy, hypocritical, castaway, castaways, cast-away, cast-aways, island, islands, message in a bottle, messages in bottles, newspaper, newspapers, newspaper cartoon, newspaper cartoon, newspaper clipping, newspaper clippings, clipping, clippings, press, press clippings, press clipping, useless, repetition, repetitive, pointless, hopeless, monotony, monotonous, futile, unimaginative, derivative, derive, uncreative, uncles, uncle, nephew, nephews, family, families, relative, relatives
Sea Levels Rising
Tags:rising sea levels, environmental issues, green issues, climate change, global warning, sea levels, desert island, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandon, stranded, flood, flooding, hermit, hermits, secluded, seclusion, mountain, mountains, carpathian mountains, hermit peak, hermit's peak, mountain hermit, maldives, the maldives
"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandon, abandonment, smoker, smokers, stop smoking, quitting, quitting smoking, smoking, helpless, helplessness, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, lost, lost in the desert, abandon, abandoned, sunbathing, sunbathers, dead, died, skeleton, skeletons, skull, skulls, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, unexpected, surprise, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness
"Don't turn around. It's that cart you abandoned, again."
Tags:abandon, abandoned, abandonment, abandonment issues, separation, separation anxiety, cart, carts, shopping cart, shopping carts, shopping wagon, shopping wagons, following, follow, followed, stalk, staling, stalked, grocery cart, grocery carts, ignore, ignored, left behind, leave behind, leaving behind, warn, warning
Tags:mistake, mistakes, left, leave, leaving, mistake, grandpa, grandpas, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, confused, confusion, old age, retirement, retiring, retires, retired, retirees, pensioner, pensioners, technology, technologies, confusion, confused, confusing, confuses, overwhelm, overwhelmed, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstood, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandpas, mistake, mistakes, generation, generations, scared, scares, abandon, abandoned