Tags:kettle, kettles, tea kettle, tea kettles, stove, stoves, boiling water, whistle, whistling, whistling kettle, whistling kettles, whistling tea kettle, whistling tea kettles, pain, painful, in pain, agony, abandoned, abandonment, abandon, disregard, disregarded, burner, burners, gas burner, gas burners, toot, tooting
Good News / Bad News
Tags:good news, bad news, bearer of bad news, stranded, strand, maroon, marooned, castaway, deserted, deserter, deserters, desert, desert island, abandon, abandoned, rescue, rescued, death, dead, die, died, dies, dying, murphy's law, murphys law, sod's law, sods law, grim, grim reaper, reaper, doom, doomed
"You've changed, Howie."
Tags:skeleton, skeletons, bone, bones, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, neglect, negligence, negligent, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, abandoned, forsaken, abandonment, forsake
"Quicksand or not, Barclay, I've half a mind to struggle."
"Please hug me."
"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."
Tags:stranded, abandoned, abandonment, desert, deserts, dehydrated, dehydration, starve, starving, starvation, fish, goldfish, pet, pets, pet fish, pet goldfish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fishbowls, fishbowls, tempted, friend, friends, friendship, care, caring, caregiver, duty of care, self denial, selfdenial, enticed, entice, enticement, distract, distraction, encourage, encouragement, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, animal right, animal welfare, lucky escape
Tags:desert island, desert islands, desert island cartoon, desert island cartoons, castaway, castaways, abandon, abandoned, abandonment, maroon, marooned, cast away, cast aways, repeated, repetitions, irony, ironic, derivative, monotony, monotonous, uncreative, unimaginative, copy cat, copy-cat, copy, copied, copying, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall
"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandonment, stranded, stubborn, stubbornness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, son, sons, attached, attachment, grief, grieving, mother, mothers, father, fathers, shipwrecked, home, homes, growing up, grew up, graves, gravestones, gravestone, graveyard, cemetery, cemetaries
Dog waiting in a car for his owner to return from the pharmacy
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, thought, thoughts, think, thinking, bark, barking, barked, resentment, anger, upset, forgive, forgiveness, abandoned, abandonment, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, left, left alone, pharmacy, pharmacies, shopping, driving, driver, drivers, working through, mental health, abandonment issues, clingy, needy, parked, parking
"And one more water."
I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaways, castaways, maroon, marooned, strand, stranded, abandon, abandoned, bill, bills, bank statement, bank statements, financial statement, financial statements, debt, debts, in debt, overdraft, overdrafts, overdraw, overdrawn, pointless, pointlessness, futile, mail, post, letter, letters, bankrupt, bankruptcy
"Not you, too!"
Tags:divorce, divorced, separated, separation, husband and wide, domestic, domestic argument, abandoned, abandonment, left, leaving, lost property, disagreement, disgree, fight, fighting, argue, argument, dispute, spousal dispute, couple, couples, difficult relationships, difficult relationships, unhealthy relationships, unhealthy relationship, house, houses, property, properties, home, homes, real estate, building foundations, relationship foundation, co-habit, cohabit, co-habiting, cohabiting, divorce settlement, divorce arrangement
Desert island 'Help' cards
Tags:marooned, stranded, desert island, desert islands, lost at sea, help card, help cards, greetings card, greetings cards, brochures, brochure, holiday brochures, holiday brochures, tourist, tourists, tourism, consumerism, consumerist, consumer, consumer, modern life, modern attitudes, money making, money making scheme, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandonment, excess information, unhelpful, unhelpful information, useless information, useless, false hope, let down
"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."
Tags:ancient ruin, ancient ruins, ancient civilisation, ancient civilisations, aztec, aztecs, the aztecs, south america, south american, ruin, ruins, abandoned, abandonment, tourists, summer people, summer resident, summer residents, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, second home, second homes, ghost town, ghost towns, overtourism, over-tourism, second home guilt, second-home guilt, holiday home, holiday homes, cottage, cottages, second-home boom, second home boom
"They say he was abandoned by summer people and raised by squirrels."
Tags:summer people, summer person, vacationer, vacationers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaymaker, holidaymakers, holiday maker, holiday makers, squirrel, squirrels, long lost family, long-lost family, local myth, local mythology, abandoned baby, abandoned babies, wildman, wildmen, wild man, wild men, holiday home, orphan, orphans, wilderness, tourist, tourists, abandonment, abandoned
"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"
Tags:desert, deserts, lost, lost in the desert, stranded, abandoned, abandon, stranded in the desert, desert cartoon, desert cartoons, annoy, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, bug, bugged, bugging, compete, competition, irony, cliche, derivative, repetitive, repetitiveness, repetition, agitate, agitated, agitating, exasperate, exasperate, exasperating, getting on your nerves
"Think of all that interest piling up at six per cent per annum from day of deposit."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, stranded, abandon, abandoned, maroon, marooned, castaway, castaways, bank account, bank accounts, banker, bankers, saving, savings, savings account, savings accounts, interest, earning interest, compound interest, deposit, deposits, positivity, staying positive, positive outlook, positive outlooks optimist, optimists, opptimism
'Just in the nick of time.'
"Would you like to grab a water sometime?"
Tags:lost in the desert, dehydrated, dehydration, water, waters, ask out, date, dates, coffee, coffees, getting a coffee, desert, deserts, stranded, abandoned, abandonment, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, cat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chatting up, flirt, flirts, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui
"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."
Tags:bird, birds, pet, pets, pet bird, pet birds, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, migrate, migration, migrations, migrating, fly south, flying south, birds flying south, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, florida, winter, winters, wintertime, wintertimes, prison, prisons, prisoners, crimes, criminal, criminals, locked up, abandon, abandoned, jail, jails, in jail, abandonment, unsupported, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic
Hailing a Taxi
"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandon, abandoned, marooned, maroon, limited options, fish, fishes, life questions, favourite food, favourite foods, favorite food, favorite foods, seafood, dining, strand, stranded, diet, eat, eating, eat habits, dieting, isolate, isolated, blind, blindness, unaware