"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"
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"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"
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"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"
Tags:chore, chores, distraction, distractions, scatterbrained, scatterbrain, forgetful, easily distracted, forgetfulness, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, dog, dogs, driver, drivers, car, cars, canine, canines, chore, chores, to-do list, to do list, to-do lists, to do lists
"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, present, past, pasts, time, times, passage, passage of time, long time, old age, old, older, absent, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, senile, senility, old man, drink, drinking, drinks, yarn
John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
Tags:doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgotten, absentminded, absentmindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, disease, diseases, diseased, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, headstone, headstones, fatal error, fatal errors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, illness, illnesses, gravestone, gravestones, cause of death, diagnosis, prognosis, concern, concerns, concerned
"When I don't dream, I feel as if I'd forgotten to put out the garbage."
"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"
Bus of Fools
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"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"
Tags:vermont, maple syrup, maple syrups, home comfort, home comforts, moving home, moving house, moving, pancake, pancakes, breakfast, breakfasts, snack, snacks, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forgetfulness, canadian, canadians, packing box, packing boxes
"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, dinner guest, dinner guests, party guest, party guests, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, husbands, wife, wives, confession, confessions, invite, invites, invitation, invitations, socialising, socializing, socialise, socialises, socialize, socializes
"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"
Tags:pistol, pistols, standoff, standoffs, mexican standoff, mexican stand-off, stand-off, stand-offs, borrow, borrows, borrowing, duel, duels, duelling, duellist, duellists, western, westerns, forgetful, forget, forgetting, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, absentminded, absentmindedness, cowboy, cowboys, pistols at dawn, gunfight, gunfights, gun fight, gun fights, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings
"The cook, sire--for some reason you have his pepper mill."
Tags:cook, cooks, chef, chefs, king, kings, royalty, royal, royal court, royal courts, absent minded, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, absent mindedness, royal cook, pepper mill, pepper mills, kitchen utensil, kitchen utensils, confused, confusion, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, mistaken, mistake, nervous, nervousness, contrite, contrition
Ivan the Terrible with Names
Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'
Tags:news anchor, news anchors, news show, news shows, news channel, news channels, incompetent, incompetence, tv news, television news, sitcom, sitcoms, sitcom genre, sitcom genres, absent minded, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, absent mindedness, tv genre, tv genres, television genre, television genres
The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List
"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."
Tags:forgetful, forget, forgets, forgetting, absentminded, absent-minded, absentmindedness, thoughtless, other plans, making other plans, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, forgotten, forgot, flake, flakes, flaking, flaky, cement shoes, sleeps with the fishes, mob, mob hit, mob hits, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing
Some Friends From Work
Tags:colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, personality, personalities, personality type, personality types, pose, poses, posing, forgetful, absent-minded, absentminded, upbeat, positive, happy, cheerful, mate, mates, office mate, office mates, friend, friends, work, worker, workers, white collar job, white collar jobs, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping
Glasses to find other glasses.
Glasses to find other glasses.
Glasses to find other glasses.
Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
Tags:iq, iqs, intellect, intellects, intelligence, bright, brightness, academic, academics, academia, sleigh, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, christmas, xmas, xmases, christmases, christmas eve, xmas eve, reindeer, name, names, absent minded, absent mindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, festive spirit, xmas spirit, younger sibling, younger siblings, younger brother, younger brothers, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries
Artist paints himself into a corner.