"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"
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"Can he call you back? He's meditating."
"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."
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"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."
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Animal and Human Memory
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"When I don't dream, I feel as if I'd forgotten to put out the garbage."
"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"
"My muscle memory is getting forgetful."
Bus of Fools
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"Oh, perfect. I can't remember what I wanted from the basement, and you've remarried."
"What?! I put a post-it on a place you couldn't miss!"
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"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"
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"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."
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"The cook, sire--for some reason you have his pepper mill."
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Ivan the Terrible with Names
Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'
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Another Victim of Beach Brain
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The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List
"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"
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Glasses to find other glasses.
Glasses to find other glasses.
Glasses to find other glasses.
Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
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A sitting woman