"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"
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"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"
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John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."
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Animal and Human Memory
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"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"
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"Hartford, I think you may still have a wife in this one."
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The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List
"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."
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Some Friends From Work
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