Abstract Cartoons

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC28665
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2928x2164 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
art, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, abstract art, modern art, postmodern, postmodernism, postmodernist, modernist, modernists, reorganize, reorganization, reorganise, reorganisation, organise, organisation, organize, organization, plan, plans, restructure, restructures, restructuring, planning, cubist, cubists, cubism, angle, angles

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC121133
High Res:
3000x2321 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
abstract, abstracts, scientific abstracts, journal, journals, peer review, peer reviewed, academic, academics, academia, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, trash, trashy, trashiest, scientist, scientists, trash, tabloid, tabloids, paperback, paperbacks, professor, professors, instructor, instructors, teacher, teachers, university, universities, college, colleges

Henry Moore

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC30675
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1780x2258 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
henry moore, sculptor, sculptors, sculpture, sculptures, sculpture garden, sculpture gardens, avant-garde, abstract, public art, public artist, public artists, fine arts

"Larry, you can't blame everything on the media."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC135873
High Res:
3046x3299 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
impotent, impotence, bedroom, bed, couple, couples, marriage, married, married life, married couples, husband, husbands, wives, wife, body, body image, appearance, appearances, body issues, self esteem, self confidence, confidence, confident, media, abstract, guilt, guilty, performance anxiety, 1 in 3, perform, performing, anxious, anxiously, anxiety, love, loving, romantic, romance, blame, blame it on the media, excuses, making excuses, excuse, make an excuse, excuses excuses, no excuse

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC140186
High Res:
3088x3290 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pollock, pollocks, jackson pollock, food, foods, fish, art, artist, artists, sushi, nibble, nibbles, pun, puns, sashimi, paint, painting, paints, abstract, abstracts, impressionist, impressionists, modern art, modern-art, gallery, galleries, private view, private-view, exhibition, exhibitions, exhibit, exhibits

"The edges are nice and hard, but your colors aren't icky enough."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC73548
High Res:
1677x1440 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
color, colors, edge, edges, abstract, abstract art, modern art, modern arts, modern artist, modern artists, critic, critics, art critic, art critics, fine arts, painter, painters, painting, painting, gallery, art gallery, art galleries, avant-garde, critique, critiques, critiquing, critic, critics, criticism, stripe, stripes, gimmick, gimmicks

A cat waits by a square mouse hole.

Artist:
Lewis, Eric
Search ID:
CC125063
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5716x4218 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mouse, mice, mondrian, piet mondrian, dutch, dutch painter, dutch painters, modern artist, modern artists, modern art, rat, rats, cat, cats, feline, felines, predator, predators, prey, artist, artists, artistry, de stijl, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior design, interior designs

"Please hold still!"

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC125166
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3426x2689 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, giraffe, giraffes, elephant, elephants, art, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, paintings, easel, easels, paint, paints, paintbrush, paintbrushes, model, models, pose, posed, posing, portrait, portraits, portraiture, squirm, squirming, uncooperative, moving, studio, studios, bad artist, bad artists, modern art, abstract, wrong, interpretive, misrepresentation, failed artist, failed artists

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
Search ID:
CC142372
High Res:
3088x2811 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rorscach test, rorschach tests, inkblot, inkblots, inkblot test, inkblot tests, abstract, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, poker, poker face, poker faces, pokerface, pokerfaces, tell, tells, mother issues, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health problem, mental health problems, poker game, poker games, poker player, poker players, card game, card games

"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC29135
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2868x1841 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
belt, belts, drink, drinks, drinking, nerves, nervous, nervousness, freaked out, freaking out, frightened, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, cube, cubes, cubist, cubists, cubism, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, abstraction, abstractions, drinking problem, drinking problems, sooth your nerves, soothing your nerves, nervous, anxious, meeting, meetings, boss, bosses

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500031
High Res:
3672x3061 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
couple, couples, married, marriage, marry, husband, wife, married life, painting, abstract, abstract expressionist, abstract expressionism, expressionist, expressionists, art, artist, artists, paint, painter, painters, new york school, modern art, museum, museums, exhibit, exhibition

"Am I sensing defeatism?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CX303802
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5692x4510 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
defeat, defeats, defeatist, defeatism, attitude, attitudes, bad attitude, bad attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems, attitude adjustment, attitude adjustments, abstract, abstract art, lost at sea, at sea, fear, fearful, afraid, negative, negativity, boss, bosses, manager, managers, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation, employee, employees, workforce, workforces, work force, work forces

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

Artist:
Finck, Liana
Search ID:
CC143432
High Res:
4750x4935 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
meeting, meetings, presentation, presentations, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting room, meeting rooms, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, presenter, presenters, chart, charts, graph, graphs, statistics, numbers, line, lines, pointless, useless, meaningless, art, modern art, abstract, artistic, represent, representation, representative, office, offices, office life, executive, executives

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

Artist:
Richter, Mischa
Search ID:
CC83601
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1800x2504 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
art, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, modern art, abstract, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, painting, paintings, artwork, artworks, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, dating, love, romance, romantic, falling in love, atmosphere, lovers, new love, new romance, new relationship, young love

"They have extraordinary taste."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC25091
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3238x2826 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
art, artist, artists, museum, museums, art museum, museum of art, fine art, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, gallery, galleries, art show, art shows, pretentious, snobby, snobs, snob, receptionist, receptionists, art director, art directors, gallery owner, gallery owners, art enthusiasts, modern art, abstract art, abstract sculpture, abstract

"You're home now, dear—relax, and we'll get you all sorted out."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC31736
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2525x2473 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, home, homes, coming home, returning home, long day, bad day, businessman, businessmen, office life, relax, relaxing, relaxation, stress, stressful, art, abstract, modern art, work, job, jobs

"It's meaningless, lady, believe me—I painted it."

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC124659
High Res:
2864x2651 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, retraced, backtrack, lost, wander, wandering, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, meaning, meaningless, pretentious, pretentiously

"Look! There's Dorrie's scarf!"

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC29313
High Res:
2273x1946 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
scarf, scarfs, scarves, matisse, henri matisse, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, design, designs, designer, designers, abstract, abstract artist, abstract artists, painting, paintings, museum, museums, art gallery, art galleries, gallery, galleries, designer label, designer labels, fashion design, fashion designer, trend, trends, trendy

Parallel Universes

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC44265
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1188x1695 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
parallel universes, parallel universe, baking, cookie, cookies, baking cookies, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, alternate universe, alternate universes, abstract, alternate reality, alternate realities, multiverse, multiverses, multiverse theory, the multiverse theory, astronomical theory, astronomical theory of the universe

A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC123791
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3808x3091 pixels (unwatermarked)
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art, gallery, galleries, art gallery, art galleries, museum, museums, art museum, art museums, suggestion box, suggestions boxes, comment box, comment boxes, blank, white, empty, canvas, canvases, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artist, artists, modern art, abstract, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, modern life, suggestion, suggestions, suggest, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, lazy, writer's block, artist's block, out of ideas, inspiration, lack of inspiration, artistic, creative, innovative

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Artist:
Tobey, Barney
Search ID:
CC92769
High Res:
1870x2148 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, party, parties, upper class, class, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, martini, maritinis, exhibit, bar, bars, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, reception, receptions, open, opening

Museum Guard Portrait

Artist:
Cambon, Michel
Search ID:
CX305107
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2591x2063 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
portrait, portraits, modern art, contemporary art, abstract art, abstract artwork, abstract, scribble, scribbles, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, museum guard, museum guards, surreal, painting, paintings, visitor assistant, visitor assistants, visitors assistant, visitors assistants, culture

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC29306
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3036x2326 pixels (unwatermarked)
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art, artist, artists, artistry, cube, cubes, cubist, cubism, cubists, abstract art, human form, human forms, form, forms, anatomy, back, backs, bad back, bad backs, matisse, henri matisse, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, health, heal, heals, healing

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC25218
High Res:
3382x1765 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
modern life, modern times, nuisance call, nuisance calls, nuisance caller, cold caller, cold callers, nuisance callers, cold call, cold calls, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, phonecall, phonecalls, telephone, telephones, provenance, privacy, personal information, private information, sculpture, sculptures, abstract, abstract art, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, surrealism, modernism