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Abstract Cartoons
Abstract cartoon 1 of 53
"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
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art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, famous artist, famous artists, famous painter, famous painters, cubism, abstract, abstract expressionism, neo-expressionism, surrealism, cubist, cubists, surrealist, surrealists, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, in, out, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversationsAbstract cartoon 2 of 53
"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
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check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, healthily, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, get well, get well soon, baffled, baffle, visual gag, line, lines, abstract, squiggle, squiggly, science isAbstract cartoon 3 of 53
"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"
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art, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, abstract art, modern art, postmodern, postmodernism, postmodernist, modernist, modernists, reorganize, reorganization, reorganise, reorganisation, organise, organisation, organize, organization, plan, plans, restructure, restructures, restructuring, planning, cubist, cubists, cubism, angle, anglesAbstract cartoon 4 of 53
"They have extraordinary taste."
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art, artist, artists, museum, museums, art museum, museum of art, fine art, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, gallery, galleries, art show, art shows, pretentious, snobby, snobs, snob, receptionist, receptionists, art director, art directors, gallery owner, gallery owners, art enthusiasts, modern art, abstract art, abstract sculpture, abstractAbstract cartoon 5 of 53
"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."
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abstract, abstracts, scientific abstracts, journal, journals, peer review, peer reviewed, academic, academics, academia, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, trash, trashy, trashiest, scientist, scientists, trash, tabloid, tabloids, paperback, paperbacks, professor, professors, instructor, instructors, teacher, teachers, university, universities, college, collegesAbstract cartoon 6 of 53
"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."
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collate, collates, collating, clerk, clerks, abstract, abstract art, geometry, order, orders, ordering, secretary, secretaries, office assistant, office assistants, assistance, admin, administrative duty, administrative duties, administrative work, office, office work, office worker, delegate, delegates, delegatingAbstract cartoon 7 of 53
"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."
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modern life, modern times, nuisance call, nuisance calls, nuisance caller, cold caller, cold callers, nuisance callers, cold call, cold calls, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, phonecall, phonecalls, telephone, telephones, provenance, privacy, personal information, private information, sculpture, sculptures, abstract, abstract art, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, surrealism, modernismAbstract cartoon 8 of 53
"It's O.K. I've got it."
Abstract cartoon 9 of 53
"It's meaningless, lady, believe me—I painted it."
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irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, retraced, backtrack, lost, wander, wandering, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, meaning, meaningless, pretentious, pretentiouslyAbstract cartoon 10 of 53
"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."
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irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, party, parties, upper class, class, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, martini, maritinis, exhibit, bar, bars, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, reception, receptions, open, openingAbstract cartoon 11 of 53
"You want to run a tab?"
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art, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, modern art, biomorphism, surrealism, abstract, primitivism, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, drink, drinks, drinking, drinkers, drinker, tab, tabs, customer, customers, customer serviceAbstract cartoon 12 of 53
"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"
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turner, art, modern art, romanticism, expressionism, expressionist, romanticist, paint, paints, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artist, artists, art museum, art museums, artwork, works of art, work of art, contemporary, artistic, j. m. w. turner, abstract, abstract expressionism, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, bad mood, bad temper, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, exhibit, gallery, galleries, grouch, grumpAbstract cartoon 13 of 53
"I think you have something to say, all right, but I don't think you're saying it."
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pretentious, pretentiously, sculpt, sculptor, sculpted, sculpting, statue, statues, abstract, abstract art, art, arts, culture, cultured, artist, artists, artistic, artistically, studio, studios, chisel, chiselled, chiselling, mean, meaning, aesthetic, aesthetics, something to say, communicate, communication, communicated, bad communication, bad art, rudeAbstract cartoon 14 of 53
A series of men stand on each other, squashing the ones below.
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corporate ladder, corporate ladders, hierarchy, hierarchies, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, acrobat, acrobats, acrobatic, acrobatics, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, pyramid, human pyramid, human pyramids, squish, squishes, squishing, squash, squashes, squashing, standing on the shoulders of giants, flatten, flattens, flattening, perception, perceptionsAbstract cartoon 15 of 53
"It must be pouring outside."
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irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, retraced, backtrack, lost, wander, wandering, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, rain, raining, busy, crowd, crowds, weather, bad weather, shelter, shelteredAbstract cartoon 16 of 53
A man in an art gallery stands in front of a blank canvas that has a suggestion box below it.
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art, gallery, galleries, art gallery, art galleries, museum, museums, art museum, art museums, suggestion box, suggestions boxes, comment box, comment boxes, blank, white, empty, canvas, canvases, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artist, artists, modern art, abstract, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, modern life, suggestion, suggestions, suggest, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, lazy, writer's block, artist's block, out of ideas, inspiration, lack of inspiration, artistic, creative, innovativeAbstract cartoon 17 of 53
Parallel Universes
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parallel universes, parallel universe, baking, cookie, cookies, baking cookies, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, alternate universe, alternate universes, abstract, alternate reality, alternate realities, multiverse, multiverses, multiverse theory, the multiverse theory, astronomical theory, astronomical theory of the universeAbstract cartoon 18 of 53
"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."
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rorschach test, rorschach tests, inkblot, inkblots, inkblot test, inkblot tests, abstract, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, poker, poker face, poker faces, pokerface, pokerfaces, tell, tells, mother issues, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health problem, mental health problems, poker game, poker games, poker player, poker players, card game, card gamesAbstract cartoon 19 of 53
"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."
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belt, belts, drink, drinks, drinking, nerves, nervous, nervousness, freaked out, freaking out, frightened, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, cube, cubes, cubist, cubists, cubism, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, abstraction, abstractions, drinking problem, drinking problems, sooth your nerves, soothing your nerves, nervous, anxious, meeting, meetings, boss, bossesAbstract cartoon 20 of 53
A cat waits by a square mouse hole.
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mouse, mice, mondrian, piet mondrian, dutch, dutch painter, dutch painters, modern artist, modern artists, modern art, rat, rats, cat, cats, feline, felines, predator, predators, prey, artist, artists, artistry, de stijl, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior design, interior designsAbstract cartoon 21 of 53
Henry Moore
Abstract cartoon 22 of 53
"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."
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pollock, pollocks, jackson pollock, food, foods, fish, art, artist, artists, sushi, nibble, nibbles, pun, puns, sashimi, paint, painting, paints, abstract, abstracts, impressionist, impressionists, modern art, modern-art, gallery, galleries, private view, private-view, exhibition, exhibitions, exhibit, exhibitsAbstract cartoon 23 of 53
"You're home now, dear—relax, and we'll get you all sorted out."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, home, homes, coming home, returning home, long day, bad day, businessman, businessmen, office life, relax, relaxing, relaxation, stress, stressful, art, abstract, modern art, work, job, jobsAbstract cartoon 24 of 53
"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."
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art, artist, artists, artistry, cube, cubes, cubist, cubism, cubists, abstract art, human form, human forms, form, forms, anatomy, back, backs, bad back, bad backs, matisse, henri matisse, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, health, heal, heals, healingAbstract cartoon 25 of 53
"Sorry, Lou, I thought it was a very sound suggestion myself."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, horse, horses, talking horse, talking horses, abstract, surrealMore cartoons with the keyword 'abstract'