"Watch out for his right, Kid."
Beckett on ice
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"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
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"Dumbledore smiled, his eyes twinkling."
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"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."
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"Here comes the really hard part!"
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"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."
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Baker Resembles Baked Goods
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The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison
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"I blame all the violent cave paintings."
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"This one to your liking, sir?"
School Trip To The Beach
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"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
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The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken
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"Always the last place you look."
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"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
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"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"
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"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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"Is it true that you were the only person at the concert who refused to 'wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care'?"
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"You folks ready to order?"
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"And then she slapped my face, injuring my beard."
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How to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb
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