Home | Store | Cartoonists | Categories | Originals | Contact
Cart (0) |
Pricing | | Log in or Sign Up
Cart (0) |
Pricing | | Log in or Sign Up 
▼
Contact Information
Toll Free (US/Can):1-888-880-8357
UK:
01225 789600
Other Countries:
+44 1225 789600
admin@cartooncollections.com
Our Cartoons
CartoonistsCategories
Keywords
Advanced Search
Buying Cartoons
Log in or Sign UpMy Account
My Lightboxes
Pricing
Useful Links
AboutContact
FAQ
Licensing Agreement
Advanced Search Tips
Terms & Conditions
Content Policy
Privacy Policy
Absurdist Cartoons
Absurdist cartoon 1 of 45
"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
Tags:
rights, miranda rights, reading rights, read you your rights, police, policeman, police officer, police officers, arrest, arresting, arrested, perp, perpetrator, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, reading, read, reading aloud, read aloud, audiobooks, audiobook, tape, tapes, recording, recording, lazy, laziness, absurd, absurdist, listen, listeningAbsurdist cartoon 2 of 45
"This date isn't going well, is it?"
Tags:
date, dating, dates, dinner, dine, dinners, meals out, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, castle, castles, first date, first dates, turret, turrets, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, firing, shooting, shoots, bad, badly, going well, isn't going well, absurd, absurdist, castle on head, head, heads, signal, signals, soldier, guard, soldiers, guardsAbsurdist cartoon 3 of 45
Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band
Tags:
musician, musicians, marching band, marching bands, drums, drummers, drummer, band, bands, parade, parades, march, marches, music, parading, performing, performance, unskilled musician, unskilled musicians, onomatopoeia, onomatopoeias, onomatopoeia band, bad band, bad bands, bad musician, bad musicians, missing the point, missed the point, absurd, absurdistAbsurdist cartoon 4 of 45
"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"
Absurdist cartoon 5 of 45
"Great-now I'm gonna be suspicious of every poodle I meet."
Tags:
robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, unlikely, suspect, suspicious, poodle, poodles, mugger, mugged, absurd, absurdist, dog, dogs, domestic, pet, pets, pet owner, pet ownersAbsurdist cartoon 6 of 45
Jesus snowblows a cloud.
Absurdist cartoon 7 of 45
The Potato Man
Tags:
potato, potatoes, tuber, tubers, ireland, irish, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, subversion, play on words, word play, word-play, ice cream truck, sweet, sweets, candy, candies, treat, treats, food, foods, snacks, snack, snacking, shop, shopping, vendor, street vendor, street vendors, kid, kids, child, childhood, children, alternate, alternate universe, absurdistAbsurdist cartoon 8 of 45
"At the bottom of the ocean – why, where are you?"
Tags:
phone call, phone calls, call, calls, calling, caller, callers, bad signal, poor signal, cell phone signal, signal, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, ocean floor, ocean floors, sea floor, sea floors, swimming with the fishes, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, fish, shark, sharks, crab, crabs, sea life, sea creature, sea creatures, absurd, absurdistAbsurdist cartoon 9 of 45
One afternoon on mars.
Tags:
life on mars, life on earth, rock, rocks, martian, martians, alien, aliens, extraterrestrials, extraterrestrial, signs of life, sign of life, space, space exploration, exploring space, space travel, talking rock, talking rocks, geologist, geologists, geology, reverse, mirror world, absurd, absurdistAbsurdist cartoon 10 of 45
"Do you want a pinch of dinner."
Absurdist cartoon 11 of 45
"this"
Tags:
art, artist, artists, art lover, art lovers, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, surrealist art, painting, paintings, painter, painters, absurd, absurdist, weird, strangeAbsurdist cartoon 12 of 45
"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."
Tags:
meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, business person, business people, businessperson, businesspeople, businessman, businessmen, fake, faking, pretend, pretending, clip on, clip on tie, clip on ties, parrot, parrots, bird, birds, shut up, be quiet, hostile, hostility, absurd, absurdist, everyone knowsAbsurdist cartoon 13 of 45
"Who among us dares tempt the wrath of Ben & Jerry?"
Absurdist cartoon 14 of 45
A cow dressed as a catholic priest rings a bell.
Absurdist cartoon 15 of 45
"So now we deal mano a mano, as it were."
Absurdist cartoon 16 of 45
"That was one strange and confusing competition."
Absurdist cartoon 17 of 45
"It's perfect."
Absurdist cartoon 18 of 45
"As a phone, it's lousy, but I bet they're great deep-fried."
Absurdist cartoon 19 of 45
The hovering ghost of gum
Absurdist cartoon 20 of 45
"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."
Tags:
dinner, dinners, whats for dinner, stir-fry, stir fry, tea, meal, meals, meal planning, chicken, chickens, chicken head, chicken stir-fry, leftover, leftovers, absurd, absurdistAbsurdist cartoon 21 of 45
"What have you other than your bag of parrots?"
Absurdist cartoon 22 of 45
"He is a service dog – he's my accountant."
Absurdist cartoon 23 of 45
A hand emerges from a toothpaste tube
Absurdist cartoon 24 of 45
"Unsee the giant tongue
Absurdist cartoon 25 of 45
"We can't be the only three."
More cartoons with the keyword 'absurdist'