"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
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rights, miranda rights, reading rights, read you your rights, police, policeman, police officer, police officers, arrest, arresting, arrested, perp, perpetrator, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, reading, read, reading aloud, read aloud, audiobooks, audiobook, tape, tapes, recording, recording, lazy, laziness, absurd, absurdist, listen, listening"This date isn't going well, is it?"
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date, dating, dates, dinner, dine, dinners, meals out, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, castle, castles, first date, first dates, turret, turrets, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, firing, shooting, shoots, bad, badly, going well, isn't going well, absurd, absurdist, castle on head, head, heads, signal, signals, soldier, guard, soldiers, guardsUnskilled Musicians' Marching Band
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musician, musicians, marching band, marching bands, drums, drummers, drummer, band, bands, parade, parades, march, marches, music, parading, performing, performance, unskilled musician, unskilled musicians, onomatopoeia, onomatopoeias, onomatopoeia band, bad band, bad bands, bad musician, bad musicians, missing the point, missed the point, absurd, absurdist"Great-now I'm gonna be suspicious of every poodle I meet."
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, unlikely, suspect, suspicious, poodle, poodles, mugger, mugged, absurd, absurdist, dog, dogs, domestic, pet, pets, pet owner, pet ownersThe Potato Man
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potato, potatoes, tuber, tubers, ireland, irish, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, subversion, play on words, word play, word-play, ice cream truck, sweet, sweets, candy, candies, treat, treats, food, foods, snacks, snack, snacking, shop, shopping, vendor, street vendor, street vendors, kid, kids, child, childhood, children, alternate, alternate universe, absurdist"At the bottom of the ocean – why, where are you?"
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phone call, phone calls, call, calls, calling, caller, callers, bad signal, poor signal, cell phone signal, signal, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, ocean floor, ocean floors, sea floor, sea floors, swimming with the fishes, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, fish, shark, sharks, crab, crabs, sea life, sea creature, sea creatures, absurd, absurdistOne afternoon on mars.
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life on mars, life on earth, rock, rocks, martian, martians, alien, aliens, extraterrestrials, extraterrestrial, signs of life, sign of life, space, space exploration, exploring space, space travel, talking rock, talking rocks, geologist, geologists, geology, reverse, mirror world, absurd, absurdist"this"
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art, artist, artists, art lover, art lovers, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, surrealist art, painting, paintings, painter, painters, absurd, absurdist, weird, strange"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."
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meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, business person, business people, businessperson, businesspeople, businessman, businessmen, fake, faking, pretend, pretending, clip on, clip on tie, clip on ties, parrot, parrots, bird, birds, shut up, be quiet, hostile, hostility, absurd, absurdist, everyone knows"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."
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dinner, dinners, whats for dinner, stir-fry, stir fry, tea, meal, meals, meal planning, chicken, chickens, chicken head, chicken stir-fry, leftover, leftovers, absurd, absurdist