School Trip To The Beach
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"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
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"Is it true that you were the only person at the concert who refused to 'wave your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care'?"
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"And then she slapped my face, injuring my beard."
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"As you can see, Henderson has no brain."
"Looks like rain."
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Waiting for Waldot
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"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."
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For Your Dining Pleasure
Tags:food, foodie, foodies, menu, menus, food pairing, food pairings, pairing, pairings, meal, meals, contradiction, contradictions, incongruity, incongruities, absurdity, absurd, dichotomy, dichotomies, juxtaposition, dissonance, discordance, discord, disharmony, class, class divide, class division, class divisions, class, class difference, upper class, lower class, middle class, filet mignon, frankfurter, hot dog, haute cuisine, lobster tails, chicken wing, caviar, bologna, class distinctions, oligarch, oligarchs
"God, I hate theme dinners."
Kafka, Age Ten
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"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."
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"Are you now, or have you ever been."
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"Okay! That's enough thinking outside the box."
"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."
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The Bluebird of Nothingness.
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Evolution Of The Jet Ski
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Soon To Be Published Pictures Of Yeltsin
Tags:gossip, gossips, gossip mag, gossip magazine, rumour, rumor, rumours, rumor, rumour mill, rumor mill, absurd, absurdity, feats of strength, strength, strong, health, healthy, boris yeltsin, yeltsin, russian politics, russia, russian, russian politicians, politicians, political, politics, politically, leak, leaked, photo, photographs, photos, papparazzi, paparazzi, paparazi, magazine, magazines
"I slipped on a bar of soap in the bathtub, and my gun went off."
"Everybody back! This man's swallowed his nose! Don't panic, I'm a sheet metal worker! Someone bring me a pail of water and a catcher's mitt!"
A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.
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"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
Tags:penguin, penguins, strange, strange imagery, account, accounts, businessmen, business man, absurd, absurdity, ice, fish, luxuries, personal use, personal, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, what do you expect, need, needs, want, wants, spend, spending, spent, outgoing, outgoings, department, departmental, departmental plan, plan, plans, planning, accounting, warning, warnings, management, upper management, office politics, rule, rules, necessities, access, accessibility, access needs, access requirements
"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."
Tags:diorama, 70s, disco, seventies, dioramas, museum, museums, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, dance, dancing, club, clubbing, groove, grooving, showcase, showcases, culture, cultural change, changing, changes, renovate, renovated, inaccurate, ridiculous, absurd, absurdity, 1970s, history, animal, animals, gazelle, gazelles
New Belief Systems
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