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Academia Cartoons
Academia cartoon 1 of 45
"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."
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aspiration, aspirations, aspired, aspiring, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, goal, goals, lost dream, lost dreams, broken dream, broken dreams, ambitious, date, dates, pretentious, pretension, pretensions, love life, snob, snobs, elitist, elitists, girlfriend, girlfriends, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing off, academic, academics, academiaAcademia cartoon 2 of 45
"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"
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alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, fund, funds, funding, research, researcher, researchers, medical research, study, studies, scientific study, academic, academics, academia, benefactor, benefactors, necromancy, sorcery, quack, quacks, magic, magician, magicians, academic fund, academic funding, scientific study, scientific studies, medicine, fiction, fictional, fictionsAcademia cartoon 3 of 45
"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
Academia cartoon 4 of 45
"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."
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writer, writers, writing, author, authors, book, books, novel, novels, literature, publisher, publishers, publishing, editor, editors, publishing company, publishing companies, publishing house, publishing industry, literary agent, literary agents, public, pressure, internal motivation, student, students, college, college, college student, college students, university, universities, essay, essays, paper, papers, dating, date, dates, stress, stressful, education, higher education, academia, academics, pretentious, flattery, flirting, pompousAcademia cartoon 5 of 45
"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."
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abstract, abstracts, scientific abstracts, journal, journals, peer review, peer reviewed, academic, academics, academia, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, trash, trashy, trashiest, scientist, scientists, trash, tabloid, tabloids, paperback, paperbacks, professor, professors, instructor, instructors, teacher, teachers, university, universities, college, collegesAcademia cartoon 6 of 45
"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
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academia, education, research, academics, academic, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, tutor, tutors, doctor, doctors, doctorate, masters, bachelors, university, universities, college, colleges, uni, pretentious, snob, snobby, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenthoodAcademia cartoon 7 of 45
"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
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academia, academic, academics, academically, science, scientific, scientific community, paper, papers, conference, conferences, peer review, peer-review, peer reviewed, peer-reviewed, scientist, scientists, doctor, doctors, health, health, religion, religious, biblical, bible, biblical stories, medicine, medicines, cure, cures, heal, healing, downer, reality check, reality, realistic, realistically, miracle, miracles, miraculous, miraculously, university, universities, higher education, education, educate, educated, tertiary education, academy, college, colleges, jesus, jesus performs a miracleAcademia cartoon 8 of 45
"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."
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uni, university, universities, college, colleges, higher education, higher ed, professor, professors, teacher, teachers, tutor, tutors, student, students, educate, education, educated, adjunct, adjunct professor, non-tenure, academic, academics, academia, adjunct status, educator, educators, scholar, scholars, pessimistic, pessimism, negative, dream crusher, rank, ranking, hierarchyAcademia cartoon 9 of 45
"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."
Academia cartoon 10 of 45
Genius Grants and Recipients
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money, grants, grant, academic, academia, academics, education, educational, higher education, government, governments, governmental, scientific research, research grant, research, research grants, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, scientifically, discovery, discover, experiments, experiment, experimental, experimenting, language, languages, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, blonde, blondes, woodchuck, wood chuck, gumAcademia cartoon 11 of 45
"He's philosophy-driven."
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philosopher, philosophers, philosophies, philosophize, philosophise, philosophising, philosophizing, intellectual, intellectuals, academic, academics, academia, reader, readers, book, books, thinker, thinkers, thought, thoughtful, philosophical text, philosophical texts, passion, passions, interest, interests, hobby, elitist, elitismAcademia cartoon 12 of 45
A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.
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statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, memorial, memorials, education, academia, academic, academics, infighting, infighter, infighters, fighting, fight, fights, fighter, fighters, unknown, professor, professors, university, universities, college, colleges, teacher, teachers, educator, educators, academic politics, dean, deans, staffAcademia cartoon 13 of 45
"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."
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w. b. yeats, yeats, william butler yeats, kurt gödel, kurt godel, poet, poets, literary figure, literary figures, intellectual, intellectuals, academia, college degree, college degrees, degree, degrees, diploma, diplomas, debt, debts, student debt, student debts, student loan, student loans, reminder, reminders, arts degree, arts degrees, fast food, junk food, fast-food, restaurant, restaurants, overqualified, job dissatisfaction, graduate, graduates, graduation, graduationsAcademia cartoon 14 of 45
"What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical."
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philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, philosophiser, philosophisers, philosophizer, philosophizers, philosophize, department, departments, academic, academics, academia, university, universities, uni, unis, college, colleges, theoretically, theoretical, theory, theories, philosophy department, philosophy department, turn of phrase, turns of phraseAcademia cartoon 15 of 45
"Oh, just hanging out, reading Upanishads."
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ancient sanskrit texts, hinduism, upanishads, sanskrit, sanskrits, religious text, religious texts, academic, academics, academia, pretension, pretensions, pretentious, hanging out, relaxation, relaxing, relaxed, philosophical, philosophy, philosophies, philosopher, philosophers, religious text, religious texts, philosophical text, philosophical texts, literary snob, literary snobsAcademia cartoon 16 of 45
"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."
Academia cartoon 17 of 45
"A final word of thanks to those hard working scholars: The Term-Paper Ghostwriters."
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graduation, graduations, graduate, graduates, ghostwriter, ghostwriters, ghostwriting, plagiarism, plagiarist, plagiarists, academic, academics, term paper, term papers, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, intellectual property, intellectual property theft, scholar, scholars, academia, cheating, cheater, cheaters.Academia cartoon 18 of 45
"In addition to our speaker's many and considerable lifetime achievements, she is widely known as a piece of work!"
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lecture, lectures, lecturer, lecturers, public speaker, public speakers, public speaking, academic, academics, academia, achievement, lifetime achievement, lifetime achievements, achievements, introduction, introductions, piece of work, difficult personality, difficult personalities, mental caseAcademia cartoon 19 of 45
"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."
Academia cartoon 20 of 45
"To what do I owe this honor?"
Academia cartoon 21 of 45
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
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viva, vivas, doctorate, doctorates, phd, ph.d., phds, doctor, doctors, academia, academic, academics, thesis, defense, defence, award, awards, intellectual, intellectuals, punch, punches, punching, self-defence, self-defense, student, students, education system, exam, exams, examination, examinationsAcademia cartoon 22 of 45
"Of course it will work, Penny. You're post-feminist and I'm post-chauvinist."
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feminist, feminists, chauvinist, chauvinists, chauvinism, feminism, post-feminist, post-feminism, postfeminism, true love, true loves, perfect match, perfect matches, sexism, sexist, sexists, gender politics, couple, couples, happy marriage, successful marriage, successful relationship, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, proposal, proposals, date, dates, academia, academic, jargon, academics, social view, political viewAcademia cartoon 23 of 45
"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."
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graduation, graduations, college, colleges, university, universities, college graduation, college graduations, university graduation, university graduations, alumni, diploma, diplomas, certificate, certificates, ceremony, ceremonies, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, commencement, commencements, commencement ceremony, commencement ceremonies, dean, deans, education, graduating, graduate, graduates, student, students, higher education, academics, academia, masters, phd, postgraduate, postgraduates, doctorate, refusing, refusal, nonacceptance, staying, perpetual student, perpetual students, career student, career students, work, job, jobs, economy, bad economy, career, careers, anxiety, anxious, scared, scary, avoiding, avoidance, millennial, millennials, modern lifeAcademia cartoon 24 of 45
"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"
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grant, grants, small grant, research grant, research grants, study grant, study grants, student, students, scientist, scientists, historian, historians, researcher, researchers, congratulations, over the top, celebrations, celebrating, no money, funding, research funding, poor, intellectual, intellectuals, academiaAcademia cartoon 25 of 45
"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."
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academic, academics, academia, job, jobs, existence, scientific proof, scientific proofs, scientist, scientists, intellectual, intellectuals, formula, formulas, equation, equations, lab, labs, genius, geniuses, expendable, dispensable, proof, proofsMore cartoons with the keyword 'academia'