"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."
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"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."
"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"
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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."
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"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
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"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."
"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
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"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
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"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."
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"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."
Genius Grants and Recipients
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"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"
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"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."
A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.
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A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.
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"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."
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"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."
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"We've found by applying just the tiniest bit of an electric shock, test scores have soared."
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"Whoa! Move over, Thoreau."
"What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical."
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"Oh, just hanging out, reading Upanishads."
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"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."