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Academics Cartoons
Academics cartoon 1 of 94
"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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rabbit, rabbits, science, scientist, scientists, scientific, professor, laboratory, lab, biology, physics, chemistry, lab coat, academic, academics, research, researchers, post doc, post doctoral, phd, doctorate, doctoral, post grad, graduate, research grant, grants, research project, research assignments, word play, play on wordsAcademics cartoon 2 of 94
"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."
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aspiration, aspirations, aspired, aspiring, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, goal, goals, lost dream, lost dreams, broken dream, broken dreams, ambitious, date, dates, pretentious, pretension, pretensions, love life, snob, snobs, elitist, elitists, girlfriends, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing off, academic, academics, academiaAcademics cartoon 3 of 94
"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."
Academics cartoon 4 of 94
"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"
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alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, fund, funds, funding, research, researcher, researchers, medical research, study, studies, scientific study, academic, academics, academia, benefactor, benefactors, necromancy, sorcery, quack, quacks, magic, magician, magicians, academic fund, academic funding, scientific study, scientific studies, medicine, fiction, fictional, fictionsAcademics cartoon 5 of 94
"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."
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writer, writers, writing, author, authors, book, books, novel, novels, literature, publisher, publishers, publishing, editor, editors, publishing company, publishing companies, publishing house, publishing industry, literary agent, literary agents, public, pressure, internal motivation, student, students, college, college, college student, university, universities, essay, essays, paper, papers, dating, date, dates, stress, stressful, education, higher education, academia, academics, pretentious, flattery, pompousAcademics cartoon 6 of 94
"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, intelligent, intelligence, incompatible, incompatibility, compatible, compatibility, chemistry, lack of chemistry, date, dates, dating, single life, desperate, desperation, brain, brains, academic, academics, scholar, scholars, educated, educated people, egghead, eggheads, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, geeky, nerdy, scientist, scientists, study, studies, studyingAcademics cartoon 7 of 94
"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."
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abstract, abstracts, scientific abstracts, journal, journals, peer review, peer reviewed, academic, academics, academia, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, trash, trashy, trashiest, scientist, scientists, trash, tabloid, tabloids, paperback, paperbacks, professor, professors, instructor, instructors, teacher, teachers, university, universities, college, collegesAcademics cartoon 8 of 94
"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
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academia, education, research, academics, academic, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, tutor, tutors, doctor, doctors, doctorate, masters, bachelors, university, universities, college, colleges, uni, pretentious, snob, snobby, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenthoodAcademics cartoon 9 of 94
"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."
Academics cartoon 10 of 94
"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
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academia, academic, academics, academically, science, scientific, scientific community, paper, papers, conference, conferences, peer review, peer-review, peer reviewed, peer-reviewed, scientist, scientists, doctor, doctors, health, health, religion, religious, biblical, bible, biblical stories, medicine, medicines, cure, cures, heal, healing, downer, reality check, reality, realistic, realistically, miracle, miracles, miraculous, miraculously, university, universities, higher education, education, educate, educated, tertiary education, academy, college, colleges, jesus, jesus performs a miracleAcademics cartoon 11 of 94
"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, woman, women, plant, plants, herb, herbs, ancient, celebrating, link, links, relationship, relationships, connection, connections, academic, academics, environment, nature, gardening, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, botany, botanist, botanists, plant lady, plant ladiesAcademics cartoon 12 of 94
"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."
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uni, university, universities, college, colleges, higher education, higher ed, professor, professors, teacher, teachers, tutor, tutors, student, students, educate, education, educated, adjunct, adjunct professor, non-tenure, academic, academics, academia, adjunct status, educator, educators, scholar, scholars, pessimistic, pessimism, negative, dream crusher, rank, ranking, hierarchyAcademics cartoon 13 of 94
"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."
Academics cartoon 14 of 94
Genius Grants and Recipients
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money, grants, grant, academic, academia, academics, education, educational, higher education, government, governments, governmental, scientific research, research grant, research, research grants, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, scientifically, discovery, discover, experiments, experiment, experimental, experimenting, language, languages, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, blonde, blondes, woodchuck, wood chuck, gumAcademics cartoon 15 of 94
"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"
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former yugoslavia, bookworm, bookworms, academic, academics, geopolitics, political science, political science major, political science majors, polisci, poli-sci, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story-times, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, inappropriate, light reading, children's story, children's stories, childrens story, childrens stories, slavic, slavic country, slavic countriesAcademics cartoon 16 of 94
"He's philosophy-driven."
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philosopher, philosophers, philosophies, philosophize, philosophise, philosophising, philosophizing, intellectual, intellectuals, academic, academics, academia, reader, readers, book, books, thinker, thinkers, thought, thoughtful, philosophical text, philosophical texts, passion, passions, interest, interests, hobby, elitist, elitismAcademics cartoon 17 of 94
"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."
Academics cartoon 18 of 94
A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, score, scores, test, tests, testing, college, colleges, university, universities, academics, academic, mark, marks, grade, grades, bureaucracy, requirement, requirements, admission, admissions, standardised testing, standardised test, standardised tests, standardized testing, standardized test, standardized tests, prep, preparation, preparing, getting ahead, primary, elementary, kindergarten, nursery school, preschool, daycare, kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, modern education, modern lifeAcademics cartoon 19 of 94
A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.
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statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, memorial, memorials, education, academia, academic, academics, infighting, infighter, infighters, fighting, fight, fights, fighter, fighters, unknown, professor, professors, university, universities, college, colleges, teacher, teachers, educator, educators, academic politics, dean, deans, staffAcademics cartoon 20 of 94
"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."
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camille paglia, academic, academics, intellectual, intellectuals, feminist, feminists, feminism, social critic, social critics, modern culture, date, dates, first date, first dates, love life, love-life, flirtation, flirtations, compliment, compliments, insult, insults, insulting, complimenting, role model, role models, role-model, role-modelsAcademics cartoon 21 of 94
"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."
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visiting scholar, visiting scholars, visiting lecturer, visiting lecturers, visiting researcher, visiting researchers, visiting professor, visiting professors, visiting teacher, visiting teachers, visiting tutor, visiting tutors, university, universities, uni, college, colleges, professor, professors, tutor, tutors, teacher, teachers, scholar, scholars, academic, academics, make yourself at homeAcademics cartoon 22 of 94
"We've found by applying just the tiniest bit of an electric shock, test scores have soared."
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teacher, teachers, teaching, education, school, preschool, pre-school, kindergartener, kindergarteners, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergarten teacher, electric, electric shock, therapy, shock therapy, score, scores, test score, parent teacher, ethical, parent teacher meeting, kid, kids, child, children, performance, academic, academics, school, schoolsAcademics cartoon 23 of 94
"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, college, colleges, university, universities, education, higher education, school, schools, schooling, plenty of time, playing, having fun, fun, enjoying life, being a kid, being a child, childhood, studying, academics, no time, getting a head start, starting early, getting ahead, getting an early start, modern life, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, competition, competitiveAcademics cartoon 24 of 94
"Whoa! Move over, Thoreau."
Academics cartoon 25 of 94
"What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical."
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philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, philosophiser, philosophisers, philosophizer, philosophizers, philosophize, department, departments, academic, academics, academia, university, universities, uni, unis, college, colleges, theoretically, theoretical, theory, theories, philosophy department, philosophy department, turn of phrase, turns of phraseMore cartoons with the keyword 'academics'