Academics Cartoons

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC120787
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rabbit, rabbits, science, scientist, scientists, scientific, professor, laboratory, lab, biology, physics, chemistry, lab coat, academic, academics, research, researchers, post doc, post doctoral, phd, doctorate, doctoral, post grad, graduate, research grant, grants, research project, research assignments, word play, play on words

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
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CC25141
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alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, fund, funds, funding, research, researcher, researchers, medical research, study, studies, scientific study, academic, academics, academia, benefactor, benefactors, necromancy, sorcery, quack, quacks, magic, magician, magicians, academic fund, academic funding, scientific study, scientific studies, medicine, fiction, fictional, fictions

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
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CC121133
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abstract, abstracts, scientific abstracts, journal, journals, peer review, peer reviewed, academic, academics, academia, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, trash, trashy, trashiest, scientist, scientists, trash, tabloid, tabloids, paperback, paperbacks, professor, professors, instructor, instructors, teacher, teachers, university, universities, college, colleges

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
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CC135281
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academia, academic, academics, academically, science, scientific, scientific community, paper, papers, conference, conferences, peer review, peer-review, peer reviewed, peer-reviewed, scientist, scientists, doctor, doctors, health, health, religion, religious, biblical, bible, biblical stories, medicine, medicines, cure, cures, heal, healing, downer, reality check, reality, realistic, realistically, miracle, miracles, miraculous, miraculously, university, universities, higher education, education, educate, educated, tertiary education, academy, college, colleges, jesus, jesus performs a miracle

Genius Grants and Recipients

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC25077
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money, grants, grant, academic, academia, academics, education, educational, higher education, government, governments, governmental, scientific research, research grant, research, research grants, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, scientifically, discovery, discover, experiments, experiment, experimental, experimenting, language, languages, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, blonde, blondes, woodchuck, wood chuck, gum

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC34666
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fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, intelligent, intelligence, incompatible, incompatibility, compatible, compatibility, chemistry, lack of chemistry, date, dates, dating, single life, desperate, desperation, brain, brains, academic, academics, scholar, scholars, educated, educated people, egghead, eggheads, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, geeky, nerdy, scientist, scientists, study, studies, studying

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC23909
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former yugoslavia, bookworm, bookworms, academic, academics, geopolitics, political science, political science major, political science majors, polisci, poli-sci, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story-times, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, inappropriate, light reading, children's story, children's stories, childrens story, childrens stories, slavic, slavic country, slavic countries

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC36274
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historian, historians, future historians, debate, debates, argument, arguments, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, fight, fights, fighting, married couple, married couples, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, disagreement, disagreements, drop it, dropping it, academic, academics, judge, judges, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, decision, decisions

"I love never finishing our dissertations together."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC143175
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dissertation, dissertations, thesis, theses, academic, academics, egghead, eggheads, professor, professors, phd, phd student, phd students, doctorate, doctorates, masters, university, universities, college, colleges, student, students, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, professional student, professional students, disorganized, disorganization, disorganised, disorganisation

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
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CC121256
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bookshop, bookshops, bookstore, bookstores, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores, original voice, original voices, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, reading, readings, debut, debts, novel, novels, academic, academics, literary critic, literary critics, literary reviews

"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC125010
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child, children, kids, kid, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, achievement, achievements, goal, goals, success, successes, successful, aim, aims, dream, dreams, prize, prizes, compete, competition, competitions, contest, contests, competitive, competitiveness, modern life, modern parenting, sport, sports, academic, academics, tiger mom, tiger moms, pushy mum, pushy mums, overparenting, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, pushy

Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC67998
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professor, professors, barbarian, barbarians, professorship, professorships, anthropologist, anthropologists, anthropology, knight, knights, warmonger, warmongers, warmongering, war-monger, war-mongers, war-mongering, subject matter, academic, academics, observation, observations, barbarian hoard, barbarian hoards

“I wanted to be a hunter and gatherer, but I couldn’t handle the course load.”

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC131273
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, educate, educated, course, courses, college, colleges, grade, grades, university, universities, academic, academics, course load, homework, pun, play on words, word play

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC129374
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academia, education, research, academics, academic, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, tutor, tutors, doctor, doctors, doctorate, masters, bachelors, university, universities, college, colleges, uni, pretentious, snob, snobby, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenthood

"A final word of thanks to those hard working scholars: The Term-Paper Ghostwriters."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
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WJ500276
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graduation, graduations, graduate, graduates, ghostwriter, ghostwriters, ghostwriting, plagiarism, plagiarist, plagiarists, academic, academics, term paper, term papers, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, intellectual property, intellectual property theft, scholar, scholars, academia, cheating, cheater, cheaters.

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

Artist:
Richter, Mischa
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CC31725
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statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, memorial, memorials, education, academia, academic, academics, infighting, infighter, infighters, fighting, fight, fights, fighter, fighters, unknown, professor, professors, university, universities, college, colleges, teacher, teachers, educator, educators, academic politics, dean, deans, staff

"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
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CC68221
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aspiration, aspirations, aspired, aspiring, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, goal, goals, lost dream, lost dreams, broken dream, broken dreams, ambitious, date, dates, pretentious, pretension, pretensions, love life, snob, snobs, elitist, elitists, girlfriend, girlfriends, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing off, academic, academics, academia

"I can follow you on Heidegger and Kierkegaard, but how you can reconcile Buber's mysticism with Sartre's phenomenology is beyond men."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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EQ100206
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martin heidegger, martin buber, jean-paul sartre, soren kierkegaard, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, rock concert, rock concerts, philosophies, academic, academics, intellectual, intellectuals, intellectualism, date, dates, love life, brain power, brainy, braininess

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
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CC39229
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, getting into heaven, education, score, scores, test, tests, testing, college, colleges, university, universities, school, schools, schooling, academics, academic, mark, marks, grade, grades, bureaucracy, requirement, requirements, admission, admissions, standardised testing, standardised test, standardised tests, standardized testing, standardized test, standardized tests, modern life

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

Artist:
Stevenson, James
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CC86199
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barbara w. tuchman, barbara tuchman, writer, writers, academic, academics, academia, author, authors, historian, historians, literary figure, literary figures, dinner party, dinner parties, party guest, party guests, polite society, conversation starter, elitist, elitists, elitism, intimidation, intimidations, intimidating

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Artist:
Mack, Stan
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CX300059
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love, lover, lovers, academic, academics, research, researcher, researchers, phd, phds, phd candidate, phd candidates, anthropology, anthropologist, anthropologists, last night together, last nights together, couple, couples, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, health complication, health complications, modern romance, parasite, parasites

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC68497
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molecule, molecules, scientist, scientists, microwave, microwaves, microwaving, microwave meal, microwave meals, microwave food, dinner, dinners, cooking skill, cooking skills, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family life, academic, academics

His Master's Thesis.

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX302089
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, school, schools, schooling, education, higher education, masters, master's, postgraduate, postgrad, postgraduates, masters thesis, master's thesis, dissertation, dissertations, writing, academia, academic, academics, plagiarism, masters degree, master's degree, student, students, university, universities, college, colleges, good dog, good dogs, good boy, intelligent, smart

"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."

Artist:
Roberts, Victoria
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CC28924
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anthropologist, anthropologists, anthropology, explorer, explorers, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, love life, love-life, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, flirt, flirts, rejection, rejections, academic, academics

"I enjoy poetry, but only if it's funny."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC51297
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poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, sense of humour, sense of humor, joker, jokers, joke, jokes, joking, poetry recital, poetry recitals, recital, recitals, literary recital, literary recitals, professor, professors, academic, academics, literary figure, literary figures