Academics Cartoons

Academics Cartoons

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Academics cartoon

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

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"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

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"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

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"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

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Genius Grants and Recipients

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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

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"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

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"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

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"I love never finishing our dissertations together."

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"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

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"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"

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Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies

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“I wanted to be a hunter and gatherer, but I couldn’t handle the course load.”

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"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

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"A final word of thanks to those hard working scholars: The Term-Paper Ghostwriters."

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A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

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"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."

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"I can follow you on Heidegger and Kierkegaard, but how you can reconcile Buber's mysticism with Sartre's phenomenology is beyond men."

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"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

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"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

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"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

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His Master's Thesis.

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"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."

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"I enjoy poetry, but only if it's funny."

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