A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.
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"All I know is she has unlimited access."
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Democratic Party Access For Under $100.
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"I'm Sorry, Everyone - My E-Mail Account Got Hacked Last Night By Some Alcohol"
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"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
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"Mr. Smith's office doesn't have a door. You have to batter your way through the wall."
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"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."
"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."
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"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
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"It's not the ticket I'm worried about."
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"How can I bench-press twice my weight when there are children in this world who don't even have weights?"
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"We'll take the dog."
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"Did you enter the correct password?"
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"We're going back to dial-up."
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"Open up for the cleaning crew."
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Ballot box with Out of Order vending machine attached.
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"Ya know, if you remember your password, you have everything."
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"We can fly. You know that, right?"
"Notice how the table is round, so that everyone sitting at it is equal."
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