A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.
"I'm in my other handbag."
"It's a man purse, but I have a gun in it."
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"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"
"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."
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A watch face with Stonehenge
"Think of these as the car your face is driving."
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The He-Man Bag
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"Nice lip piercing."
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"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"
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"I've stopped carrying a briefcase. I don't like to flaunt my employment."
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"How about that! We're both carrying the same de-luxe executive personal-management portfolio."
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"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."
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"I like you in a tie."
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"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."
"Daddy made it a point not to wear gold cufflinks when he did his Christmas tips."
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"The locket contains a strand of my DNA."
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"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"
"You'd think they'd be more zen about bling."
"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."
"Does it come with magnets?"
"He had himself pierced once too often."
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"My parents hate it."
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"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."
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