Accessory Cartoons

A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.

"I'm in my other handbag."

"It's a man purse, but I have a gun in it."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"Nice lip piercing."

"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

"I've stopped carrying a briefcase. I don't like to flaunt my employment."

"How about that! We're both carrying the same de-luxe executive personal-management portfolio."

Phone Umbrella

"I like you in a tie."

"Daddy made it a point not to wear gold cufflinks when he did his Christmas tips."

"The locket contains a strand of my DNA."

"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"

"You'd think they'd be more zen about bling."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"Does it come with magnets?"

"My parents hate it."

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"Watch my purse, okay?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."