Accident Cartoons

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

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"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."

Close encounter of the uninsured kind.

"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

"Definitely work-related."

"O.K., I messed up. He didn't have to rub my nose in it."

"Those who do not learn from the future are destined to make mistakes in it."

"I knew I smelled something funny."

"Let me through. I'm a compassionate conservative."

"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"Hold on-I think you got my toast."

"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."

"You've got the damn thing on inside out!"

"Well, I guess we can leave the sign as it is."

"Touche!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"It's nothing, really, Mr. Phelps. I had just never heard of a place called the Prussian Tea Room before."

A number of runners run through police tape.