Accident Cartoons

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC125208
High Res:
5550x3034 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, animal, human, humans, responsibility, responsibilities, screw-up, screw-ups, screwing up, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, responsibility, responsibilities, irresponsible, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, pet, pets

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC32753
High Res:
2041x2947 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, bad mother, bad mothers, card collection, card collections, collector, collectors, collection, collections, mistake, mistakes, guilt, guilty, guilt complex, guilt complexes, worry, worries, fear, fears, forgetful, accident, accidents

"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC39525
High Res:
1945x1649 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hawaiian, hawaiian shirt, casual, casual friday, casual fridays, dress down, dresses down, dressing down, tux, tuxes, tuxedo, tuxedos, penguin, penguins, penguin suit, penguin suits, pun, puns, shirt, shirts, faux pas, accident, accidents, formal dress, formal attire, formality, formalities

"Definitely work-related."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC120705
High Res:
2000x1590 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
work-related injury, work-related injuries, injury, injuries, injured, accident, accidents, matador, matadors, bullfighter, bullfighters, bullfighting, bull, bulls, spear, speared, spearing, puncture, punctures, wound, wounds, wounded, doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, accident, accidents, impaled

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC39914
High Res:
3067x2101 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
psychiatrists, psychologists, everything, erase, delete, accidents, deletes, deleting, accident, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychologist, file system, filing system, filing systems, personal information, personal info, mankoff

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC122874
High Res:
4616x4307 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lemur, lemurs, primate, primates, primatologist, primatologists, primatology, lemming, lemmings, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, accident, accidents, suicide, suicides, suicidal, regret, regrets, regretting, warning, warnings, warn, warns, madagascar, soundalike, soundalikes, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, identity crisis

"O.K., I messed up. He didn't have to rub my nose in it."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40278
High Res:
2000x1645 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, punish, punishes, punishment, housebroken, housebreak, housebreaking, house broken, house break, house breaking, train, trains, training, dog trainer, dog trainers, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, accidental, retribution

"I knew I smelled something funny."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC124252
High Res:
3290x2544 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
circus, circuses, accident, accidents, clown, clowns, elephant, elephants, death, deaths, death of a clown, dog poop, inconvenience, inconveniences, inconvenient, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, annoy, annoys, bad smell, bad smells, smell, smells, circus animal, circus animals

"Those who do not learn from the future are destined to make mistakes in it."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC36854
High Res:
2156x1943 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
future, learn, learns, learning, learn from the past, those who do not learn from history, learning from history, history, history major, history majors, futurist, futurists, futurism, prediction, predictions, predict, predicting, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, lesson, lessons, life lesson, life lessons, professor, professors

"Hold on-I think you got my toast."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC124104
High Res:
3233x2757 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
toast, toasts, toasting, toasted, ten commandments, decalogue, the decalogue, moses, mount sinai, accident, accidents, exodus, old testament, torah, the torah, artifact, artifacts, artefact, artefacts, mistake, mistakes, mistaking, mistaken, switch, switches, switching

"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40948
High Res:
1993x1521 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
investigate, investigates, investigation, investigations, accountant, accounting, accounting department, accounting departments, books, cooked books, incompetence, incompetent, corporation, corporations, colleague, colleagues, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, careless, carelessness, malfeasance, corporate malfeasance

"You've got the damn thing on inside out!"

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC132931
High Res:
2985x2500 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
penguin, penguins, clothes, inside out, antarctic, arctic, bird, antarctica, confusion, accident, ice, sea ice, snow, flightless, flightless bird, birds, reversal, reversal, negative, negatives, photo negative, photo negatives

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC120022
High Res:
2000x2124 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hockey, ice hockey, puck, pucks, hockey puck, hockey pucks, ring ding, ring dings, ding dong, ding dongs, snack, snacks, snack food, snack foods, treat, treats, dessert, desserts, accident, accidents, accidental, mistaken, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, regulation, regulations

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC124100
High Res:
3013x2755 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crash test dummy, crash-test dummy, crash-test dummies, crash test dummies, accident, accidents, health and safety, health & safety, therapy, therapist, therapists, mental health, mental state, mental states, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry

"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC32188
High Res:
3690x2737 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
opossum, opossums, possum, possums, children, have children, having children, accident, accidents, surprise, surprises, surprising, procreation, procreate, procreates, pregnant, pregnancy, pregnancies, family planning, family planner, family planners, condoms, birth control, birth control pill, birth control pills, baby daddy, baby daddies, baby mama, baby mamas

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC134987
High Res:
3048x2369 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mumbo jumbo, pianist, pianists, headless, disembody, disembodied, injury, injuries, injured, bedside manner, hopeless, lost cause, lost causes, hopelessness, optimist, optimists, optimistic, life support, kept alive, head, heads, medical equipment, operation, operations, accident, accidents, nasty accident, nasty accidents, musician, musicians

"I think I speak for all of us."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC124795
High Res:
3203x2435 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
complaint, complain, complains, complaints, sue, sues, accident, accidents, injury, leader, stuck, in it together, damage, damages, injury, injuries, impale, impaled, stab, stabbed, together, all for one, medical

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC123693
High Res:
3633x2690 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling

"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC122509
High Res:
3500x3021 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
picnic, picnics, picnicking, chalk outline, chalk outlines, outline, outlines, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killings, spoil, spoils, spoiled, spoilt, accident, accidents, accidental, nuisance, nuisances, inconvenient, inconvenience, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, distraction, distractions, distracting

"Shows you how much I know."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC42862
High Res:
2886x2340 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, die, dies, dying, patient, patients, malpractice, medical malpractice, malpractice suit, malpractice suits, lawsuit, lawsuits, wrongful death, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, med student, med students, medical student, medical students, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, self-effacing, accident, accidents, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons

"My entire vision for the future passed before my eyes."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43669
High Res:
1990x2620 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
life passed before my eyes, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, report, reports, reporting, vision, visions, future, futures, airplane, airplanes, airplane industry, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aeroplane industry, flight, flights, transport, transportation, news, survivor, survivors, regret, regrets, plan, planning, plans, politician, politicians, politics, political, change, changing impact, impacts, impacting, nigel farage

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC38177
High Res:
2012x2246 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
priest, priests, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, marry, marries, marrying, wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, bible, bible reading, bible readings, biblical, bible story, bible stories, parable, parables, wrong book, wrong books, book, books, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, accident, accidents, accidental, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, faux pas

"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC123441
High Res:
4700x4998 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC124454
High Res:
3354x2784 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
playmate, playmates, imaginary, imagination, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, giant, giants, accident, accidents, squish, squished, squash, squashed, crushed, fatal accident, fatal accidents, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, fall out, falling out, falls out, frenemy, frenemies, fatal, fantasy, fantasies, reality, realities, fair weather friend, fair weather friends

"Sorry. I think I just pressed 'shuffle.' "

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC121771
High Res:
5000x4004 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
shuffle, shuffles, jukebox, jukeboxes, smartphone, smartphones, smart device, smart devices, mp3 player, mp3 players, mp3, mp3s, elevator, elevators, elevator operator, elevator operators, lift, lifts, operator, operators, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, incompetent, incompetence, wrong button, wrong buttons, faux pas