Accidental Cartoons

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."

"O.K., I messed up. He didn't have to rub my nose in it."

"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"It's nothing, really, Mr. Phelps. I had just never heard of a place called the Prussian Tea Room before."

A number of runners run through police tape.

"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"

"Wilfred, did you leave the lid off the body glitter?"

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."

"We're the blue dot. We want to be at the red dot. Instead, we're in prison."

"You were an accident."

"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"

"Sorry. I think I just pressed 'shuffle.' "

"No, we're good. This gentleman accidentally touched my breast and I accidentally broke his nose."

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

Envrionmental Disasters

"Alison, please phone Mr. Bradshaw and tell him I won't be available for lunch. Then call the Coast Guard and tell them I'm drowning near Long Branch, New Jersey."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"You run into a window, too?"

"You might want to do a rubber-glove count."