"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."
"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."
"O.K., I messed up. He didn't have to rub my nose in it."
"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
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"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
Tags:priest, priests, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, marry, marries, marrying, wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, bible, bible reading, bible readings, biblical, bible story, bible stories, parable, parables, wrong book, wrong books, book, books, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, accident, accidents, accidental, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, faux pas
"It's nothing, really, Mr. Phelps. I had just never heard of a place called the Prussian Tea Room before."
A number of runners run through police tape.
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"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
Tags:businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problems
"Wilfred, did you leave the lid off the body glitter?"
"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, man, men, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, call, calls, calling, technology, camera, cameras, picture, pictures, photo, photos, ear, ears, accident, accidents, accidental, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, modern problem, modern problems, modern life
"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."
Tags:road rage, road rages, road raging, rage, rages, raging, trucker, truckers, trucking, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, accidental, sidewalk, sidewalks, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, revenge, vengeance, seeking revenge, revenge seeker, revenge seekers, revenge seeking, traffic school, cut off, cuts off, follow, follows, following
"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
Tags:baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling
"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."
Tags:picnic, picnics, picnicking, chalk outline, chalk outlines, outline, outlines, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killings, spoil, spoils, spoiled, spoilt, accident, accidents, accidental, nuisance, nuisances, inconvenient, inconvenience, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, distraction, distractions, distracting
"We're the blue dot. We want to be at the red dot. Instead, we're in prison."
Tags:smartphone, smartphones, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison break, prison breaks, directions, goal, goals, jail, jails, inmate, inmates, wrong turn, wrong turns, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, accidental, smartphone, smartphones, map, maps, satnav, satnavs, satellite navigation, lost, direction, jailed, correctional facility, correctional facilities, criminal, criminals, criminality, ask directions, asks directions, asking directions
"You were an accident."
Tags:crash, crash test, test dummy, dummy, crash test dummy, test dummy, safety test, safety tester, safe, safer, parent, parents, parenting, parental, parenthood, accident, accidents, accidental, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, new mom, new moms, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrites, new mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, new parent, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, motherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, congratulations, accidental pregnancy, pot calling the kettle black
"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
"Sorry. I think I just pressed 'shuffle.' "
Tags:shuffle, shuffles, jukebox, jukeboxes, smartphone, smartphones, smart device, smart devices, mp3 player, mp3 players, mp3, mp3s, elevator, elevators, elevator operator, elevator operators, lift, lifts, operator, operators, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, incompetent, incompetence, wrong button, wrong buttons, faux pas
"No, we're good. This gentleman accidentally touched my breast and I accidentally broke his nose."
Tags:grope, gropes, groper, gropers, sexually assaulting, retaliate, retaliates, retaliating, retaliation, molest, molests, molesting, molester, molesters, molestation, punch, punches, punching, feminist, feminists, feminism, metoo, #metoo, accident, accidents, accidental, air travel, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, plane travel, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, handsy, break his nose, breaks his nose, breaking his nose, broke his nose, fight back, fights back, fighting back
Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.
Tags:art, artist, artists, paint, paints, painting, paintings, painter, painters, easel, easels, artwork, artworks, accident, accidents, accidental, canvas, canvases, famous painting, famous paintings, famous artist, famous artists, technique, techniques, throwing, style, arrangement in grey and black no.1, whistler's mother, james mcneill whistler
"Alison, please phone Mr. Bradshaw and tell him I won't be available for lunch. Then call the Coast Guard and tell them I'm drowning near Long Branch, New Jersey."
Tags:ignorance, ignorant, stupid, stupidity, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, cardboard, placeholder, place holder, unreasonable, request, childish, immature, stupid, stupidity, stuck, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, p.a, p.a., accident, accidents, accidental, call, calling, phone, phones, cell, cell phone, texting and driving, car, cars, car accident, car accidents, coast guard, priorities, priority
"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"
Tags:wowie zowie, wowie-zowie, accident, accidental, inconsiderate, sledding, sled, sledging, sledge, toboggan, toboggans, careless, snow, snowing, snowfall, winter, winter sports, winter activities, winter sport, winter activity, falling off, fallen off, play, playing, kid, kids, friends, friendship, child, childhood, childhood game, childhood games, fell off, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, mishap, mishaps, crash, crashes, crashing
"You run into a window, too?"
Tags:death, dead, died, dying, die, angel, angels, angelic, wing, wings, winged, angel wing, angel wings, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, heaven, heavens, after life, afterlife, life after death, flying, flight, flown, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, fly into the window, bird brain, bird brained, similarities, similar, common ground, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise
"You might want to do a rubber-glove count."
Tags:rubber glove, rubber gloves, rubber-glove count, rubber glove counts, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, foreign object, foreign objects, accident, accidents, accidental, surgical glove, surgical gloves, missing glove, missing gloves, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, professional chef, professional cook, complain, complaint, complaints, contamination, food contamination, contaminated food, incompetence, medical procedure, medical procedures
Damn the Dam
Tags:beaver, beavers, dam, dams, building a dam, building dams, accident, accidental, mistake, mistakes, curse, cursing, swearing, swear, swear, swear words, swear word, damn, dammit, rodent, rodents, semi-aquatic rodent, semi-aquatic rodents, semi aquatic rodent, semi aquatic rodents, beaver lodge, beaver lodges, blunder, miscalculation, blunders, miscalculated, miscalculation, homophone, homophones