"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."
"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."
"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
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"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."
Close encounter of the uninsured kind.
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"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
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"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"
"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"O.K., I messed up. He didn't have to rub my nose in it."
"Those who do not learn from the future are destined to make mistakes in it."
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"I knew I smelled something funny."
"Let me through. I'm a compassionate conservative."
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"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
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"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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"Hold on-I think you got my toast."
"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."
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"Well, I guess we can leave the sign as it is."
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"And you're certain these are accidents?"
"It's nothing, really, Mr. Phelps. I had just never heard of a place called the Prussian Tea Room before."
A number of runners run through police tape.
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"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
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"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
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