Accomplishments Cartoons

"Interesting, but we can never forget that you went to a state college."

"And the crowd roars."

"Citizen of the World, Wine Connoisseur, Husband. I may be spreading myself too thin."

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."

"You realize, of course, it's not what you are that counts. It's who you know. Who do you know?

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"Supposedly he's some kind of a person in his own right."

"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."

"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."

"His vote doesn't count, but at least he gets a sense of being part of the process."

"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"

Modern Accomplisments

"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."

"Of course I'm down. I'm thirty-five years old and I've never run a studio."

"It'll be more than just a space achievement, Larry. It'll be a symbol to the world of our abundant way of life."

"If I've accomplished little, it's because I have giants standing on my shoulders."

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"I told you, Jared's the one who put nipples on the mannequins at Saks."

"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.