"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."
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"We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants."
"It's the old story. I was in the middle of successful acting career when I was bitten by the accounting bug."
Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.
"Oh, what the hell, I'll add another zero."
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"Well, get some new numbers or I'm getting a new numbers guy."
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"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."
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"On the other hand, their accounting procedures are impeccable."
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"It's like a business. Concentrate on the bottom lion."
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"Remember, 'accounting' and 'accountability': nothing in common."
"I'm taking you off of the Henderson account and putting you into this steel drum."
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Irish Step Accounting
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"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
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Accountants just want to have fun...
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"This is great! It's shaping up like it could be another huge tax writeoff for the boss."
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"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."
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"I see you brought the pie charts."
"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."
"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."
Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.
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"Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger."
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"He's illuminating something called 'The Book of Billable Hours.'"
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Snow White and her Seven people.
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