"Run it by legal." "Run it by accounting."
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"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."
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"We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants."
"If we're being honest, it was your decision to follow my recommendations that cost you money."
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"It's the old story. I was in the middle of successful acting career when I was bitten by the accounting bug."
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"Oh, what the hell, I'll add another zero."
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"Well, get some new numbers or I'm getting a new numbers guy."
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"On the other hand, their accounting procedures are impeccable."
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"It's like a business. Concentrate on the bottom lion."
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"Remember, 'accounting' and 'accountability': nothing in common."
Irish Step Accounting
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"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
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Accountants just want to have fun...
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"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."
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"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."
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"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."
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"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."
Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.
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"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."
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"Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger."
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"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."
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"This is where things started getting really weird."
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"For heaven's sake! You're retired. Give it up!"
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