"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."
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"I see you brought the pie charts."
"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."
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"The whole fun of accounting was that willingness to suspend disbelief."
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"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."
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"This is where things started getting really weird."
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"Tell me about your last accounting job."
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"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."
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"I've been selected to pay another electricity bill."
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"How could you forget to bring your receipts?"
"LinkedIn has finally paid off - it got me two new followers on Twitter."
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"I feel like my best passwords are already behind me."
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"You wouldn't think there'd be much money in potatoes, chickens, and wood chopping, but it all adds up."
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"There's a thin line, J.B., between deniability and pig ignorant."
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Eighth Wonder Of The Financial WorldMt. Acct.
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"Your Honor, on the first ballot the jury voted ten to two for conviction. For three emotionally charged hours, we discussed our points of difference. On the next ballot, it was seven to five for acquittal. Over the next several ballots, the vote seesawed back and forth. One juror became ill and was replaced by an alternate. By now, we had been in session for ten hours straight. Tempers were rising and some jurors were near the breaking point."
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High Energy Accounts Only
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"How long do we have to keep statements from banks that don't exist anymore?"
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"I've hacked into our bank account."
"I don't get it—last time I jiggled the mouse this way we made a 16.45-per-cent profit."
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"As we run down the figures, Mr. Fell will do the play-by-play, I will do the running commentary, and Mr. Russell will provide the color."
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"Finally the cat's away, and I get stuck with the Davidson account."
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"User name and password?"
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"Oh, that three billion dollars."
"E. R., ACME Accounting: 11:57 P.M., April 14th"
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