Accounts Cartoons

Accounts Cartoons

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"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."

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"I see you brought the pie charts."

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"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

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"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

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"This is where things started getting really weird."

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Who Will Be The Iron Accountant?

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"Your Honor, on the first ballot the jury voted ten to two for conviction. For three emotionally charged hours, we discussed our points of difference. On the next ballot, it was seven to five for acquittal. Over the next several ballots, the vote seesawed back and forth. One juror became ill and was replaced by an alternate. By now, we had been in session for ten hours straight. Tempers were rising and some jurors were near the breaking point."

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"I feel like my best passwords are already behind me."

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"Finally the cat's away, and I get stuck with the Davidson account."

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"E. R., ACME Accounting: 11:57 P.M., April 14th"

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"How long do we have to keep statements from banks that don't exist anymore?"

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"You wouldn't think there'd be much money in potatoes, chickens, and wood chopping, but it all adds up."

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"As we run down the figures, Mr. Fell will do the play-by-play, I will do the running commentary, and Mr. Russell will provide the color."

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"You call that dirty?"

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"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"

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"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!

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"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."

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"How could you forget to bring your receipts?"

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"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."

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"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

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"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

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"The whole fun of accounting was that willingness to suspend disbelief."

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"What's that, girl? Timmy forgot his password?"

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"There's a thin line, J.B., between deniability and pig ignorant."

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High Energy Accounts Only

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