"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."
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"Mrs. Hammond! I'd know you anywhere from little Billy's portrait of you."
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"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."
"He always times '60 minutes.'"
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"It says, 'Someday you will die.'"
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Bridgeville National Bank - Providing the correct temperature for over twenty years.
Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King
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"Sure, it's an eyesore, but we get better time than anyone else in the neighborhood."
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"It says, 'There are people waiting for your table.' "
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Snow falling on accountants.
"You will soon be stuck with the check."
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"You're a demanding little chap. The nearest telephone is in the next century."
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"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. Then you'll finish up a report on whether your client's edgy new marketing tactics have been resonating with the 18-34 demographic. The results will be inconclusive and your boss will say, 'Jared, there'll always be another Instagram-based influence strategy to review,' but she also takes a while to approve your annual leave request and you will suspect that the two are related."
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