"I swear, mateys, 'twas my clear understanding that me and the lads was only running some kind of cruise ship!"
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, pirate ship, pirate ships, pirate captain, captain, captains, ships captain, court, court of law, lawyer, lawyers, defence lawyer, defence lawyers, defence, legal defence, accused, stand accused, plausible deniability, plea, plead, plead innocent, responsibility, not responsible, willfully ignorant, willful ignorance
"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"
Tags:bad hair day, bad hair, hair, bald, balding, no hair, hairless, receding hairline, old age, growing old, mid life crisis, war, wars, soldiers, soldier, politics, political leaders, political leader, general, generals, military, leaders, leader, government, governments, press conference, publicity, bad publicity, press, media, social media, meeting, meetings, discussion, accusations, accuse, accused, government official, government officials
"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, case, cases, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, accused, police, police officer, police officers, security, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barrister, judge, judges, comb, combs, hair, hairdo, hairstyle, messy, messy hair, messed up, bad hair day, personal appearance, style, styles, covered, hide, hidden, face, faces, identity, tv, tvs, television, televisions, camera, cameras, news
Tags:emile, emile zola, zola, french, france, french literature, literature, literary, lit, lit major, pop, pop culture, culture, cultural reference, cultural, reference, references, referential, book, books, bookish, book lover, accuse, accused, accusation, accusing, accusations, word play, play on words, clown, clowning, clowns, judicial, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, jury, juries, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms
"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."
Tags:law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, law firm, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, trial, trials, accused, accuses, plea, plead, guilt, guilty, criminal, criminals, choice, choices, option, options, no option, one option, choice, choose, choosing, hopeless, advice, advise, advisers, choose, no choice
"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."
Tags:clothes, clothing, suspect, suspects, crimes, criminal, criminals, report, reporting, description, descriptions, fashion, fashions, news, television, telly, televisions, tv, pedestrian, trucker, irony, ironic, ironies, fashionista, fashion police, police, search, searching, crimes against fashion, unrealistic, accused, defendant, media, reports
"Can't I ever be critical without being accused of criticizing?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, criticism, critical, critique, critiques, criticising, criticizing, being critical, angry, anger, accused, accuse, word play, wordplay
"I think I prefer not to have the cuffs show that much."
Tags:tailor, tailors, tailoring, tailor shop, tailor shops, suit, suits, tailored suit, tailored suits, fashion, men's fashion, menswear, style, cuff, cuffs, handcuff, handcuffs, shirt cuff, shirt cuffs, mirror, mirrors, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, accused, court appearance, court appearances, trial, trials, court, courts, case, cases, courtroom, courtroom, personal appearance, measure, measuring, rich, wealthy, one percent, 1%, businessman, business men, hide, cover, men, man, customer, customers
"You know, this isn't helping convince people you're not a witch."
Tags:accused, accuse, accusation, accusations, frycook, fry-cook, fry cook, cook, cooked, cooks, cooking, fable, fables, parable, parables, crimes, criminal, criminals, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, chef, chefs, language, languages, french, blame, blamed, drama, dramatic, fried egg, fried eggs, sunny side up, sunny, egg, eggs, humpty, humpty dumpty, dumpty, egg, eggs, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories
"Mr. and Mrs. Dunlap, you are accused of filling your son Randolph's head with romantic claptrap and liberal flapdoodle, thus preventing him from becoming a productive member of society. How do you plead?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, on trial, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, bailiff, bailiffs, accused, accusation, accusations, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, raising kids, raising children, romantic, liberal, liberals, claptrap, flapdoodle, notions, idea, ideas, values, opinion, opinions, productive, member of society, useless, worthless, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, modern parenting, modern parents, modern parenthood, modern life
"Oh-oh, we're in trouble!"
Tags:court, court case, court cases, courts, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense, defence, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitors, solicitor, barrister, barristers, judge, judges, evidence, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, smoking gun, smoking guns, bench, benches, violence, client, clients, witness, witnesses, accused, trouble, problem, problems, issue, issues, law, courtroom, courtrooms
"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."
Tags:prison, prisoner, prisons, prisoners, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison guard, prison guards, prison officer, prison officers, jail, jails, jail guard, jail guards, cell, cells, crime rate, crime-rate, crime rates, crime-rates, elimination, trial and error, trial and elimination, accused, the accused, unlawfully accused, unlawful accusation, justice system, unjust, unfair, unfairness, guilt, guilty, innocent, innocence, locked up, in prison, in jail, prison cell, prison cells
"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"
Tags:jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, royalty, royalties, comedy, comedian, comedians, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, stand-up comedian, stand-up comedians, comedy, comedies, ghost writer, ghost writers, stand up, stand-ups, speech writer, speech writers, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, condemned, pass the blame, blame, blame game, pass the buck, accuse, accused, accusation
"You know, it would be encouraging if, as my lawyer, you weren't also doing that."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, court, courts, going to court, trial, trials, law, legal, courthouse, courthouses, accused, suspect, suspects, guilty, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, hiding, covering, concealing, identity, identities, privacy, press, media, paparazzi, camera, cameras, media circus, media frenzy, high-profile, high-profile case, high-profile trial, embarrassed
"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."
Tags:grand jury, grand juries, court, courts, in court, court of law, courts of law, dress code, dress codes, suit, suits, smart clothes, smart clothing, jury, juries, juror, jurors, shirt, shirts, white shirt, white shirts, standards, appearance, appearances, legal proceedings, legal system, the legal system, criminal charges, accused, the accused
"We, the jury, find the defendant guilty of killing her softly with his song."
Tags:killing me softly with his song, trial, trials, jury, juries, judge, judging, defense, defendant, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, prosecution, prosecute, sentence, sentencing, crimes, criminal, kill, killing, kills, criminals, case, accuse, accused, guilty, found guilty, hearing
"Being falsely accused on social media has left my life largely unchanged."
"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, indictment, indictments, under indictment, accused, accusation, condemned, condemnation, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, corrupt, corruption
A man stands at the counter at a bank, in the spot where a teller usually stands is a sign that reads "Indicted".
Tags:bank, banks, banking, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, cashier, cashiers, banker, bankers, white collar crime, white-collar crime, indicted, charged, accused, ethics, unethical, money, finances, wall street, financial fraud, fraud, scandal, scandals, misappropriation, corrupt, corruption, theft, embezzlement
"You're charged with the class crime of hanging fuzzy dice from the rear-view mirror of your Rolls Royce."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, charge, charges, accused, accusation, accusations, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, luxury car, luxury cars, fuzzy dice, fuzzy die, rear-view mirror, rear-view mirrors, decoration, decorations, class, social status, social class, class crime, low class, trashy, tacky, tasteless, low brow, uncultured
"This plea bargaining has really gotten out of hand!"
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Cat accused of eating fish
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, canine, canines, pup, pups, cat, cats, domestic cat, domestic cats, house cat, house cats, parrot, parrots, psittacines, psittacine, fish, goldfish, pet, pets, court case, court cases, court, courts, judge, judges, settlements, settlement, settlement agreement, dispute, disputes, judges chamber, judges chambers, judge's chambers, death, murder, murderer, cat ate the fish, co habit, co-habit, cohabit, cohabitation, co-habitation, co habitation, legal proceedings, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal system, accusation, accused, victim, victims, victims family, victim's family
"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"
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"Doesn't it bother you that somewhere down the line we may get indicted or convicted of something?"
Tags:indict, indicted, indictment, accuse, accused, convicted, conviction, convicts, convict, capitol hill, capitol, politician, politicians, corrupt politicians, corrupt politicians, corruption, corrupt, con, cons, crimes, criminal, criminals, break the law, breaking the law, broken the law, worry, woories, worrying