"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."
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"He's Richard Gere without the principles."
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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
"It's the old story. I was in the middle of successful acting career when I was bitten by the accounting bug."
Cat and Mice
"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."
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"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."
"I got the part, but I play a waiter."
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Casting Against the Part
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"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."
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"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"
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"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"
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"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."
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"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."
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"Tell me again—which blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?"
"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."
Los Angeles 250 Miles
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"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"
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Never Worked in This Town Again
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