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The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

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"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."

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Little Red Riding Carpet

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"You ungrateful little beast! How dare you accuse me of being an overbearing stage mother! Go to your room and stay there!"

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"I prefer Meryl Streep not having fun."

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"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

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"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"

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"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

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"He's one of those supposedly good actors who isn't."

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"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

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Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.

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"We tried like hell to get Streisand tickets, but we ended up renting 'Yentl.' "

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"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

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"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

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"Sorry, Babe. They said the wanted a 'lassie typé, only younger."

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"It just seems like all the good roles for women are being taken by all the good female actresses."

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"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

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"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

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Charlotte Rampling

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Ann Dowd

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"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

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"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."

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"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

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"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

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"Joan Rivers is sitting in for Mommy at breakfast."

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