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"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."
W M. Beemers Adages
They say the pen is mightier than the sword.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will stay with me forever as they sit inside me,getting turned over and over, being blown completely out of proportion."
"You're not getting through the eye of a needle with that ass."
"Trust me, they get a lot more forgetful when it comes time to pay their tab."
"I don't understand why the pen is mightier than the sword."
"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."