"I'm starting to really like the smell of cocaine."
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cocaine, dog, dogs, airport security, security animal, security animals, tsa, drug, drug-sniffing, drug-sniffing dog, drug detection, k-9, k9, k-9 unit, k-9 units, k9 unit, k9 units, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, addiction, addictions, addictive, snort, snorts, snorting, coke, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, narcotic, narcotics, law enforcementAngels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"
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religion, religious, death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, clouds, self-serve, pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills"OMG! I just got born!"
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newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, modern life, modern times, social media, social media update, social media updates, text, texts, texting, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, maternity ward, maternity wards, nurse, screen time, parent, parents, parenting, generation z, status update, status updates, birth, birthday, birthdays, textspeak, abbreviation, abbreviations, special occasion, special occasions, baby, babies, infant, infants, omg"I'm worried. He's lost interest in absolutely everything except the Stamford Mall."
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shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping addict, shopping addicts, shop, shops, store, stores, addict, addicts, shopping, addiction, addictions, mall, malls, consumerism, consumer, consumers, party, parties, party guest, party guests, single minded, single-minded, single-mindedness, single mindedness, shopping mall, shopping malls"You should just feel a tiny prick, and then a lifetime of morphine addiction."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, needle, needles, injection, injections, syringe, syringes, pain, painkillers, painkiller, morphine, addict, addicts, addiction, prick, lifetime, lifetimes, drug abuse, medicine abuse, opiate, opiates, opioid, opioids, opiate abuse, opioid abuse"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."
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affair, affairs, office romance, office romances, workaholic, workaholics, addict, addicts, addicted, time management, time management skill, time management skills, sordid affair, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, practical, practicality, impractical, impracticality, workplace, workplaces, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, sneak around, sneaks around, sneaking around"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"
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eggnog, egg nog, nog, santa, santa claus, charity, charities, salvation army, christmas season, give, gives, giving, donation, donations, handout, handouts, hand out, hand outs, handing out, alcoholic, alcoholics, drug addict, drug addiction, drug addictions, addict, addicts, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, spirit of givingMan opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them
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drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills, happy pills, sad pills, tragedy, tragedies, comedy, comedies, greek, greece, drama, dramas, play, plays, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, melpomene, thalia, ancient, ancient greece, history, historical"The dreams of avarice are coming back."
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dream, dreams, dreaming, avarice, greed, greedy, greediness, addiction, addict, addicts, addictive, money, profit, profits, profiting, profit motive, profit motives, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, vice, vices, unwanted behavior, unwanted behaviors, discipline, self-discipline, money-driven, selfish, selfishness, motive, motivation, motivationsSuckling piglets watching television on mother's back
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animal, animals, pig, pigs, baby, babies, children, child, piglet, piglets, suckling, eating, mother, mothers, mothering, parent, parents, parenting, mom, mum, moms, mums, mealtime, mealtimes, meal, meals, dinner, lunch, breakfast, television, televisions, tv, tvs, news, sport, sports, commentator, commentators, broadcast, broadcasters, modern life, modern technology, technology, tv dinner, tv dinners, watching tv while eating, entertainment, addiction, addicted, addict, obsession, farm, farms, farm life, life on a farm, pig sty"It's eBay fever - we'll have to pull the plug!"
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internet, online, website, websites, online retailer, online retailers, retailer, retailers, auction, auctions, site, sites, web, shopping, shopper, shoppers, addict, addictions, addictions, addictive, hoard, hoards, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, intervention, interventions, psychiatric, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, collectable, collectables"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
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technology, 3d, 3-d, three-dimensional, printer, printers, printing, furniture, too far, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addicted, addiction, addict, addicts, regret, regrets, regretting, wish, wishes, wishing, bad idea, bad ideas, modern life, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decoratingWoman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"
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pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, over the counter, over-the-counter, prescribed, medical, staff, staff picks, staff favourites, staff favourites, recommendation, recommendations, suggestions, suggestions, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, insurance, health insurance"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."
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prison, prisoners, prisons, jail, jailed, jails, criminal, criminals, criminal, rehab, rehabilitation, rehabilitate, appearances, keeping up appearances, convict, convicted, convicts, drug, drug addiction, drug addict, drug addicts, addict, addiction, addictions, addicted, shared, share, sharing, cell mate, cell-mate, woes, woe, complain, complaint, complaining"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."
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coffee, coffee drinker, coffee drinkers, coffee addiction, coffee addict, coffee addicts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, soothe the nerves, soothing your nerves, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, day drinker, day drinkers, day drinking, nervous, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, jitter, jitters, jittery, nerve, nerves, nervous, calm down, calms down, calming down, self-medicate, self-medication, self-medicating, martini, martinis, take the edge off, taking the edge off, takes the edge off, cocktail, cocktails, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addicting, addictive, manager, managers, management"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."
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alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, drinking, wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, justify, justifies, justifying, justification, justifications, wine rating, wine ratings, functional alcoholic, functional alcoholics, functional alcoholism, addict, addicts, addicted, snob, snobs, upper class, upper classes, high class, high classes, middle class, middle classes, winos, addiction, addictions, lie to yourself, lying to yourselfDowsing for Coffee
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dowse, dowses, dowsing, coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, joe, cup of joe, cups of joe, zombie, zombies, stagger, staggers, staggering, wake up, wakes up, waking up, bathrobe, bathrobes, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, morning coffee, morning coffees, ritual, rituals, coffee shortage, coffee shortages"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"
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rehab, rehab clinic, hollywood, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, celebrity, celebrities, clinic, rehabilitation, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, revolving door, diva, divas, publicist, publicists, doctor, doctors, seek help, seeking help, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drug addict, drug addicts, reference, references, healthcare"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."
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alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholism, addict, addicts, addiction, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, alcohol addiction, alcohol addict, battling addiction, battling alcohol addiction, support, supporting, supportive, co dependant, co dependent, codependent, co-dependent, co dependence, codependence, co-dependence, codependant, codependance, mutual support, overcoming alcoholism, fighting alcoholism, rehabilitation, rehab, quiet evenings, quiet evenings in, combatting alcoholism, recovery, wine, empty wine glasses"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, adult kids, daughter, daughters, leaving home, moving out, empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters, psychology, mental health, alcoholism, drinking problem, drink, drinks, drinking, booze, liquor, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pill, pills, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, antidepressant, antidepressants, depression, self-medicating, health, fitness, family issues, family problems, relationship, relationships, nightmare, nightmares, modern life"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
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money, cash, cash in, cashing in, coffee, coffee addict, addict, addicted, addiction, finance, finances, personal finance, financial crisis, crash, market crash, recession, recessions, modern, modern life, luxury, luxuries, necessity, necessities, retirement, retirement fund, retirement funds, 401k, pension, pensions, pension scheme, latte, lattes, city life, middle class, new middle class, economy, economics, frugal, scrimp, scrimping, saving, savings, coffee, coffee bar, coffee bars, trend, trends, barista, baristas, expensive