"I'm starting to really like the smell of cocaine."
Tags:cocaine, dog, dogs, airport security, security animal, security animals, tsa, drug, drug-sniffing, drug-sniffing dog, drug detection, k-9, k9, k-9 unit, k-9 units, k9 unit, k9 units, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, addiction, addictions, addictive, snort, snorts, snorting, coke, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, narcotic, narcotics, law enforcement
Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"
Tags:religion, religious, death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, clouds, self-serve, pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills
"OMG! I just got born!"
Tags:newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, modern life, modern times, social media, social media update, social media updates, text, texts, texting, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, maternity ward, maternity wards, nurse, screen time, parent, parents, parenting, generation z, status update, status updates, birth, birthday, birthdays, textspeak, abbreviation, abbreviations, special occasion, special occasions, baby, babies, infant, infants, omg
"I'm worried. He's lost interest in absolutely everything except the Stamford Mall."
Tags:shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping addict, shopping addicts, shop, shops, store, stores, addict, addicts, shopping, addiction, addictions, mall, malls, consumerism, consumer, consumers, party, parties, party guest, party guests, single minded, single-minded, single-mindedness, single mindedness, shopping mall, shopping malls
"You should just feel a tiny prick, and then a lifetime of morphine addiction."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, needle, needles, injection, injections, syringe, syringes, pain, painkillers, painkiller, morphine, addict, addicts, addiction, prick, lifetime, lifetimes, drug abuse, medicine abuse, opiate, opiates, opioid, opioids, opiate abuse, opioid abuse
Women who Read Too Much
"OK, Cynthia, I'll tell you about my hopes and dreams, my joys and my passions. But be forewarned - they all concern a particular sports team."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, deep discussion, deep discussions, hope, hopes, dream, dreams, joy, joys, passion, passions, sport, sports, sports team, sports teams, fan, fans, obsessive fan, obsessive fans, rabid fan, rabid fans, super fan, super fans, obsessive, too attached, addicted, addiction, addictions, bad date, bad dates, blind date, blind dates, first date, first dates
Man opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them
Tags:drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills, happy pills, sad pills, tragedy, tragedies, comedy, comedies, greek, greece, drama, dramas, play, plays, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, melpomene, thalia, ancient, ancient greece, history, historical
"The dreams of avarice are coming back."
Tags:dream, dreams, dreaming, avarice, greed, greedy, greediness, addiction, addict, addicts, addictive, money, profit, profits, profiting, profit motive, profit motives, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, vice, vices, unwanted behavior, unwanted behaviors, discipline, self-discipline, money-driven, selfish, selfishness, motive, motivation, motivations
Suckling piglets watching television on mother's back
Tags:animal, animals, pig, pigs, baby, babies, children, child, piglet, piglets, suckling, eating, mother, mothers, mothering, parent, parents, parenting, mom, mum, moms, mums, mealtime, mealtimes, meal, meals, dinner, lunch, breakfast, television, televisions, tv, tvs, news, sport, sports, commentator, commentators, broadcast, broadcasters, modern life, modern technology, technology, tv dinner, tv dinners, watching tv while eating, entertainment, addiction, addicted, addict, obsession, farm, farms, farm life, life on a farm, pig sty
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
Tags:technology, 3d, 3-d, three-dimensional, printer, printers, printing, furniture, too far, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addicted, addiction, addict, addicts, regret, regrets, regretting, wish, wishes, wishing, bad idea, bad ideas, modern life, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating
"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"
Tags:hoard, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, junk, junk collector, junk collectors, bad habit, bad habits, enabling, enable, enabler, enablers, bad influence, bad influences, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, addiction, addictions, addicted, junk yard, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, compulsive hoarding, compulsive hoarder, compulsive hoarders, messy, disorganized, disorganised
"Nowadays, Hal is ninety-nine per cent caffeine-free."
Woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"
Tags:pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, over the counter, over-the-counter, prescribed, medical, staff, staff picks, staff favourites, staff favourites, recommendation, recommendations, suggestions, suggestions, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, insurance, health insurance
"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."
Tags:prison, prisoners, prisons, jail, jailed, jails, crime, criminal, criminals, criminal, rehab, rehabilitation, rehabilitate, appearances, keeping up appearances, convict, convicted, convicts, drug, drug addiction, drug addict, drug addicts, addict, addiction, addictions, addicted, shared, share, sharing, cell mate, cell-mate, woes, woe, complain, complaint, complaining
"Please turn on your cell phones."
"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."
Tags:coffee, coffee drinker, coffee drinkers, coffee addiction, coffee addict, coffee addicts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, soothe the nerves, soothing your nerves, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, day drinker, day drinkers, day drinking, nervous, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, jitter, jitters, jittery, nerve, nerves, nervous, calm down, calms down, calming down, self-medicate, self-medication, self-medicating, martini, martinis, take the edge off, taking the edge off, takes the edge off, cocktail, cocktails, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addicting, addictive, manager, managers, management
"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, drinking, wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, justify, justifies, justifying, justification, justifications, wine rating, wine ratings, functional alcoholic, functional alcoholics, functional alcoholism, addict, addicts, addicted, snob, snobs, upper class, upper classes, high class, high classes, middle class, middle classes, winos, addiction, addictions, lie to yourself, lying to yourself
Dowsing for Coffee
Tags:dowse, dowses, dowsing, coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, joe, cup of joe, cups of joe, zombie, zombies, stagger, staggers, staggering, wake up, wakes up, waking up, bathrobe, bathrobes, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, morning coffee, morning coffees, ritual, rituals, coffee shortage, coffee shortages
"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"
Tags:rehab, rehab clinic, hollywood, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, celebrity, celebrities, clinic, rehabilitation, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, revolving door, diva, divas, publicist, publicists, doctor, doctors, seek help, seeking help, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drug addict, drug addicts, reference, references, healthcare
"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholism, addict, addicts, addiction, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, alcohol addiction, alcohol addict, battling addiction, battling alcohol addiction, support, supporting, supportive, co dependant, co dependent, codependent, co-dependent, co dependence, codependence, co-dependence, codependant, codependance, mutual support, overcoming alcoholism, fighting alcoholism, rehabilitation, rehab, quiet evenings, quiet evenings in, combatting alcoholism, recovery, wine, empty wine glasses
"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, adult kids, daughter, daughters, leaving home, moving out, empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters, psychology, mental health, alcoholism, drinking problem, drink, drinks, drinking, booze, liquor, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pill, pills, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, antidepressant, antidepressants, depression, self-medicating, health, fitness, family issues, family problems, relationship, relationships, nightmare, nightmares, modern life
"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
Tags:money, cash, cash in, cashing in, coffee, coffee addict, addict, addicted, addiction, finance, finances, personal finance, financial crisis, crash, market crash, recession, recessions, modern, modern life, luxury, luxuries, necessity, necessities, retirement, retirement fund, retirement funds, 401k, pension, pensions, pension scheme, latte, lattes, city life, middle class, new middle class, economy, economics, frugal, scrimp, scrimping, saving, savings, coffee, coffee bar, coffee bars, trend, trends, barista, baristas, expensive
"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."
Tags:pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, pharmacies, compete, competes, competing, duck, ducks, duck pond, duck ponds, feed the birds, feeding bireds, birdseed, bird seed, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, pharmacist, pharmacists, chemist, chemists, drugstore, drugstores, pharmacy tech, pharmacy techs, incentive, incentives, incentivize, incentivizing, pill, pills, feed, feeds, feeding, park, public park, public parks