"I'm starting to really like the smell of cocaine."
Tags:cocaine, dog, dogs, airport security, security animal, security animals, tsa, drug, drug-sniffing, drug-sniffing dog, drug detection, k-9, k9, k-9 unit, k-9 units, k9 unit, k9 units, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, addiction, addictions, addictive, snort, snorts, snorting, coke, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, narcotic, narcotics, law enforcement
"OMG! I just got born!"
Tags:newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, modern life, modern times, social media, social media update, social media updates, text, texts, texting, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, maternity ward, maternity wards, nurse, screen time, parent, parents, parenting, generation z, status update, status updates, birth, birthday, birthdays, textspeak, abbreviation, abbreviations, special occasion, special occasions, baby, babies, infant, infants, omg
"I'm worried. He's lost interest in absolutely everything except the Stamford Mall."
Tags:shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping addict, shopping addicts, shop, shops, store, stores, addict, addicts, shopping, addiction, addictions, mall, malls, consumerism, consumer, consumers, party, parties, party guest, party guests, single minded, single-minded, single-mindedness, single mindedness, shopping mall, shopping malls
Women who Read Too Much
"OK, Cynthia, I'll tell you about my hopes and dreams, my joys and my passions. But be forewarned - they all concern a particular sports team."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, deep discussion, deep discussions, hope, hopes, dream, dreams, joy, joys, passion, passions, sport, sports, sports team, sports teams, fan, fans, obsessive fan, obsessive fans, rabid fan, rabid fans, super fan, super fans, obsessive, too attached, addicted, addiction, addictions, bad date, bad dates, blind date, blind dates, first date, first dates
Shrink's Summer Job
Tags:shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, problems, problem, coping, cope, addition, addictions, mental illness, mental health, stress, stressed, summer, summer job, summer jobs, beach, beaches, lifeguard, lifeguards, drown, drowning, drowned, lifesaver, lifesavers, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
"It's eBay fever - we'll have to pull the plug!"
Tags:internet, online, website, websites, online retailer, online retailers, retailer, retailers, auction, auctions, site, sites, web, shopping, shopper, shoppers, addict, addictions, addictions, addictive, hoard, hoards, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, intervention, interventions, psychiatric, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, collectable, collectables
"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"
Tags:hoard, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, junk, junk collector, junk collectors, bad habit, bad habits, enabling, enable, enabler, enablers, bad influence, bad influences, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, addiction, addictions, addicted, junk yard, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, compulsive hoarding, compulsive hoarder, compulsive hoarders, messy, disorganized, disorganised
"Nowadays, Hal is ninety-nine per cent caffeine-free."
"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."
Tags:prison, prisoners, prisons, jail, jailed, jails, crime, criminal, criminals, criminal, rehab, rehabilitation, rehabilitate, appearances, keeping up appearances, convict, convicted, convicts, drug, drug addiction, drug addict, drug addicts, addict, addiction, addictions, addicted, shared, share, sharing, cell mate, cell-mate, woes, woe, complain, complaint, complaining
"Please turn on your cell phones."
"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."
Tags:coffee, coffee drinker, coffee drinkers, coffee addiction, coffee addict, coffee addicts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, soothe the nerves, soothing your nerves, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, day drinker, day drinkers, day drinking, nervous, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, jitter, jitters, jittery, nerve, nerves, nervous, calm down, calms down, calming down, self-medicate, self-medication, self-medicating, martini, martinis, take the edge off, taking the edge off, takes the edge off, cocktail, cocktails, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addicting, addictive, manager, managers, management
"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, drinking, wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, justify, justifies, justifying, justification, justifications, wine rating, wine ratings, functional alcoholic, functional alcoholics, functional alcoholism, addict, addicts, addicted, snob, snobs, upper class, upper classes, high class, high classes, middle class, middle classes, winos, addiction, addictions, lie to yourself, lying to yourself
Dowsing for Coffee
Tags:dowse, dowses, dowsing, coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, joe, cup of joe, cups of joe, zombie, zombies, stagger, staggers, staggering, wake up, wakes up, waking up, bathrobe, bathrobes, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, morning coffee, morning coffees, ritual, rituals, coffee shortage, coffee shortages
"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"
Tags:rehab, rehab clinic, hollywood, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, celebrity, celebrities, clinic, rehabilitation, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, revolving door, diva, divas, publicist, publicists, doctor, doctors, seek help, seeking help, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drug addict, drug addicts, reference, references, healthcare
"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."
Tags:pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, pharmacies, compete, competes, competing, duck, ducks, duck pond, duck ponds, feed the birds, feeding bireds, birdseed, bird seed, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, pharmacist, pharmacists, chemist, chemists, drugstore, drugstores, pharmacy tech, pharmacy techs, incentive, incentives, incentivize, incentivizing, pill, pills, feed, feeds, feeding, park, public park, public parks
Can I get you another coffee?
"I'm in the Maclaren, where are you?"
Tags:toddler, toddlers, modern life, modern lives, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, usage, upper class, child, children, kid, kids, stroller, strollers, baby stroller, baby strollers, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, screen time, technological improvement, technological improvements, use, uses, using, too young, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."
Tags:terrace, terraces, relax, relaxes, relaxing, workaholic, workaholics, addict, addicts, addicted, addiction, addictions, work, works, working, worker, workers, de-stress, de-stresses, de-stressing, stress out, stresses out, stressing out, home office, home offices, home working, work from home, works from home, working from home, unplug, unplugs, unplugging, businessman, businessmen, couple, couples, city, cities, city dweller, city dwellers, apartment, apartments
"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"
Tags:rehab, rehabilitate, rehabilitates, rehabilitation, rehabilitating, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, treatment, entering treatment, celebrity, celebrities, fairy tale, fairy tales, story, stories, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, modern update, modern updates, modern life, celebrity culture, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers
"I was six when I realized that second-hand smoke wasn't enough."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, second hand smoke, secondhand smoke, second-hand smoke, addict, addicts, addictions, smoking addict, smoking addicts, smoking addiction, difficult childhood, difficult childhoods
"If it's just the one after dinner I don't mind."
"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, smoking, smoke, smoker, smokers, cigar, ash, ashes, ashtray, ashtrays, bad habit, bad habits, unhealthy, health, dangerous, risky, medical malpractice, malpractice, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, nicotine, tobacco
"Hey, if you could take a drug that made you better at watching TV, wouldn't you?"
Tags:drug, drug use, drug user, drug users, steroid, steroid use, steroid user, steroid users, performance enhancement, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, lazy, laziness, tv addict, television addict, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, sports fan, sports fans