"I'm starting to really like the smell of cocaine."
Tags:cocaine, dog, dogs, airport security, security animal, security animals, tsa, drug, drugs, drug-sniffing, drug-sniffing dog, drug detection, k-9, k9, k-9 unit, k-9 units, k9 unit, k9 units, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, addiction, addictions, addictive, snort, snorts, snorting, coke, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, narcotic, narcotics, law enforcement
Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"
Tags:religion, religious, death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, clouds, self-serve, pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, drugs, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills
"OMG! I just got born!"
Tags:newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, modern life, modern times, social media, social media update, social media updates, text, texts, texting, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, maternity ward, maternity wards, nurse, nurses, screen time, parent, parents, parenting, generation z, status update, status updates, birth, birthday, birthdays, textspeak, abbreviation, abbreviations, special occasion, special occasions, baby, babies, infant, infants, omg
"I'm worried. He's lost interest in absolutely everything except the Stamford Mall."
Tags:shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping addict, shopping addicts, shop, shops, store, stores, addict, addicts, shopping, addiction, addictions, mall, malls, consumerism, consumer, consumers, party, parties, party guest, party guests, single minded, single-minded, single-mindedness, single mindedness, shopping mall, shopping malls
"You should just feel a tiny prick, and then a lifetime of morphine addiction."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, needle, needles, injection, injections, syringe, syringes, pain, painkillers, painkiller, morphine, addict, addicts, addiction, prick, pricks, lifetime, lifetimes, drug abuse, medicine abuse, opiate, opiates, opioid, opioids, opiate abuse, opioid abuse
Women who Read Too Much
"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."
Tags:affair, affairs, office romance, office romances, workaholic, workaholics, addict, addicts, addicted, time management, time management skill, time management skills, sordid affair, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, cheating, practical, practicality, impractical, impracticality, workplace, workplaces, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, sneak around, sneaks around, sneaking around
"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"
Tags:eggnog, egg nog, nog, santa, santa claus, charity, charities, salvation army, christmas season, give, gives, giving, donation, donations, handout, handouts, hand out, hand outs, handing out, alcoholic, alcoholics, drug addict, drug addiction, drug addictions, addict, addicts, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, spirit of giving
"The dreams of avarice are coming back."
Tags:dream, dreams, dreaming, avarice, greed, greedy, greediness, addiction, addict, addicts, addictive, money, profit, profits, profiting, profit motive, profit motives, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, vice, vices, unwanted behavior, unwanted behaviors, discipline, self-discipline, money-driven, selfish, selfishness, motive, motivation, motivations
Man opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them
Tags:drug, drugs, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills, happy pills, sad pills, tragedy, tragedies, comedy, comedies, greek, greece, drama, dramas, play, plays, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, melpomene, thalia, ancient, ancient greece, history, historical
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
Tags:technology, 3d, 3-d, three-dimensional, printer, printers, printing, furniture, too far, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addicted, addiction, addict, addicts, regret, regrets, regretting, wish, wishes, wishing, bad idea, bad ideas, modern life, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating
Woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"
Tags:pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, drugs, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, over the counter, over-the-counter, prescribed, medical, staff, staff picks, staff favourites, staff favourites, recommendation, recommendations, suggestions, suggestions, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, insurance, health insurance
"Please turn on your cell phones."
"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."
Tags:coffee, coffee drinker, coffee drinkers, coffee addiction, coffee addict, coffee addicts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, soothe the nerves, soothing your nerves, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, day drinker, day drinkers, day drinking, nervous, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, jitter, jitters, jittery, nerve, nerves, nervous, calm down, calms down, calming down, self-medicate, self-medication, self-medicating, martini, martinis, take the edge off, taking the edge off, takes the edge off, cocktail, cocktails, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addicting, addictive, manager, managers, management
"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, drinking, wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, justify, justifies, justifying, justification, justifications, wine rating, wine ratings, functional alcoholic, functional alcoholics, functional alcoholism, addict, addicts, addicted, snob, snobs, upper class, upper classes, high class, high classes, middle class, middle classes, wino, winos, addiction, addictions, lie to yourself, lying to yourself
"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholism, addict, addicts, addiction, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, alcohol addiction, alcohol addict, battling addiction, battling alcohol addiction, support, supporting, supportive, co dependant, co dependent, codependent, co-dependent, co dependence, codependence, co-dependence, codependant, codependance, mutual support, overcoming alcoholism, fighting alcoholism, rehabilitation, rehab, quiet evenings, quiet evenings in, combatting alcoholism, recovery, wine, empty wine glasses
Dowsing for Coffee
Tags:dowse, dowses, dowsing, coffee, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, joe, cup of joe, cups of joe, zombie, zombies, stagger, staggers, staggering, wake up, wakes up, waking up, bathrobe, bathrobes, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, morning coffee, morning coffees, ritual, rituals, coffee shortage, coffee shortages
"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"
Tags:rehab, rehab clinic, hollywood, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, celebrity, celebrities, clinic, rehabilitation, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, revolving door, diva, divas, publicist, publicists, doctor, doctors, seek help, seeking help, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drug addict, drug addicts, drugs, reference, references, healthcare
"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, adult kids, adult children, daughter, daughters, leaving home, moving out, empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters, psychology, mental health, alcoholism, drinking problem, drink, drinks, drinking, booze, liquor, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drug, drugs, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pill, pills, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, antidepressant, antidepressants, depression, self-medicating, health, fitness, family issues, family problems, relationship, relationships, nightmare, nightmares, modern life
"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."
Tags:pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, pharmacies, compete, competes, competing, duck, ducks, duck pond, duck ponds, feed the birds, feeding bireds, birdseed, bird seed, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, pharmacist, pharmacists, chemist, chemists, drugstore, drugstores, pharmacy tech, pharmacy techs, incentive, incentives, incentivize, incentivizing, pill, pills, feed, feeds, feeding, park, public park, public parks
Can I get you another coffee?
"I'm in the Maclaren, where are you?"
Tags:toddler, toddlers, modern life, modern lives, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, usage, upper class, child, children, kid, kids, stroller, strollers, baby stroller, baby strollers, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, screen time, technological improvement, technological improvements, use, uses, using, too young, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"
Tags:technology, computer, computers, addicted, addict, addicts, addiction, internet, online, megabyte, megabytes, nerd, nerd, geek, geeks, techie, techies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, angry, upset, wordplay, word play, play on words, modern life
"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"
Tags:rehab, rehabilitate, rehabilitates, rehabilitation, rehabilitating, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, treatment, entering treatment, celebrity, celebrities, fairy tale, fairy tales, story, stories, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, modern update, modern updates, modern life, celebrity culture, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers