"Well, all your good deeds appear to be in order - now all that's left is the cavity search."
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"Just getting the hell out of here is worth the price of admission."
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A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.
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"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."
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"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"
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"Yo! My man! Who be needin' 'Ariadne auf Naxos' tickets?"
Tags:opera, operas, concert, concerts, music, entertainment, performance, performances, sold out, ticket sales, ticket, tickets, scalper, scalpers, scalping, hawker, hawkers, selling tickets, buying tickets, ticket seller, ticket sellers, ticket resale, ticketing touting, admission, entertainment, greed, greedy, money, modern life
"First, admit no harm."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health, health care, healthcare, malpractice, medical malpractice, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, legal, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, admission, admissions, harm, admission of guilt, legal advice, modern life
"We want you to have fund, as long as it's fun that enhances a college-admission application."
Tags:teen, teens, teenager, teenage, college, colleges, university, universities, uni, unis, admission, admissions, application, applications, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family life, family-life, motherhood, strict, strict parent, strict parents, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, pushy parent, pushy parents, helicopter parent, helicopter parents
"Fill out this tag and attach it to your big toe."
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"Honey, I cheated on you. Wow! That went much better than I thought it would."
"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."
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"Tickets to the birth of my son or daughter? I got 'em who needs 'em?"
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"I know where the bodies are buried. I buried them."
Tags:death, dead, dead body, dead bodies, died, die, dying, kill, killed, killer, killers, murder, murderers, murderer, tampering with evidence, obstruction, obstruction of justice, accomplice, accomplices, law and order, admission, drunk, drunken words, drunk confession, confession, confessions, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, businessmen, businessman
"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagreement, disagreements, conflict, conflicts, asleep, sleeping, dream, dreams, dreaming, talking in your sleep, trial, trials, on trial, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, your honor, your honour, washing the dishes, dishwashing, chore, chores, knife, knives, soaking, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, truth, honest, honesty, confession, confessions, admission, admissions, bed, beds, bedroom scene, bedroom scenes
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, for sale, sign, sign, signage, home, homes, house, houses, buying a home, buying a house, selling a house, selling a home, seller's market, admission, entrance fee, entrance fees
"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"
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"Now, remember, be the yourself we talked about."
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"- Another internship, and he will surely be admitted to our kindergarten."
"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."