Slow- Distracted Children
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, technology, electronics, electronic device, electronic devices, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, charging, charged, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, cheering, happy, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, life with teens, life with teenagers, modern life"So I blame you for everything - whose fault is that?"
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