Adulterers Cartoons

"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."

"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."

"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."

"So I like rutting. So sue me."

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

"How can you feel threatened by someone young enough to be your sullen, uncommunicative daughter?"

"Buzz off! That was only till death us did part."

"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."

"In Vino Fertilization"

"Well, pardon me for living!"

"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."

"I'm sure that when you're ready you'll tell me what you've done with my wife."

A woman has an "A+" scarlet letter.

"Oh, all right, dear. For the sake of argument, let's say there is another woman, whom I'll call Muffy."

"I thought that while he's in there brushing his teeth it would be a good opportunity for us to talk."

"My wife? And a bicycle?"

"Yes, we know them. We like them, but we're not crazy about, you know, the other him."

"Now, you wait right here while I go ask my wife for a divorce."

"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."

"You just missed her."

In the middle of a shoot-out

"Damn, you are smooth."

"I knew you were having an affair with your car!"

"Sure, the dish ran away with me, but then she left me for a melon baller."

"It's not what it looks like. The sex is horrible, and we're miserable."