The Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
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"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."
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"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM
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"When I was your age, I was an adult."
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Secrets of Adulthood.
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"Here's the deal: we call the shots when your're young, you call the shots when we're old, and everything in between is a non-stop battle for control."
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The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
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"They say the early forties is the new late thirties."
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A Transformer for grownups
Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.
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"I've grown, and you haven't."
"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"
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"Sorry, kid, but this is the corporate ladder."
"What do you want to bring to the table when you grow up?"
Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
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On Line At The Fountain Of Adulthood
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"How about a quick espresso before school, Toby?"
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Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.
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"Me? I thought you were raising them."
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"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."