"Now we're passing by a great big sign urging us to buy sofas!"
Tags:sign, signs, signage, ad, advert, adverts, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisement, market, marketing, bill board, billboard, roadside, tour, tours, tourist, tourists, tour bus, tourbus, tour-bus, bus tour, bus tours, consumer, consumerism, consumers, capitalism, capitalist, critique, critic, critical, critically, social critique, anger, angry
"The active ingredient is marketing."
Tags:market, marketing, advert, advertising, as seen on tv, adverts, active ingredient, active ingredients, ingredient, ingredients, health, healthy, health products, bogus, useless, sales, sell, selling, sale, scam, scamming, mis-sold, mis-sell, placebo, placebo, fad, fads, placebo effect, nocebo, nocebo effect, medicine, fake medicine, health products, health product, pointless, useless, active ingredient, active-ingredient, active-ingredients
Steaks, Martinis & Cigars: "You got a problem with that?"
"Now, that's product placement!"
"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."
Tags:couples counselling, couples therapy, marriage therapy, social media, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, used car, used cars, car, cars, car accident, car accidents, car crash, myth, myths, car crashes, optometrist, optometrists, eye doctor, eye doctors
"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
Tags:advert, ad, advertisement, advertising, advertiser, business, businesses, commerce, sales, sales figures, anger, anger issues, anger management issues, advise, solutions, problem solving, marketing, marketing solution, marketing solutions, marketing tactics, sales tactics, office, offices, book keeper, bookkeeper bookkeeping, book keeping, excuse, excuses, scapegoat, scapegoating, solutions, solution, advice, advise, advising, adviser, bad advice, out of date, out dated, behind the times, pass the blame, pass the buck
"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."
Tags:television, televisions, tv, t.v., telly, tellies, program, programs, programme, programmes, programming, programmed, special, specials, restaurant, restaurants, advert, advertising, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, addition, additions, media, medias, menu, menus, tonights specials, restaurant, restaurants
"You can't learn the path to financial independence from just ANY infomercial."
Tags:financial independence, infomercial, infomercials, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, avertisements, advertising, financial advice, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, sarcasm, sarcastic, snob, snobs, snobby, elite, elitist, elitists, independent life, independent lives, finances, personal finances
Tags:cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pajamas, pyjamas, animal clothes, animal clothing, sleep wear, sleep-wear, catalogue, catalogues, advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, clothes, clothing, fashion, animal lover, animal lovers, pampered pet, pampered pets
The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker
Tags:poet, poets, ogden nash, frederic ogden nash, rhyming scheme, rhyming schemes, candy store, candy stores, candy shop, candy shops, candy, sweet store, sweet stores, sweet shop, sweet shops, liquor store, liquor stores, liquor shop, liquor shops, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, street, streets, storefront, storefronts, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming couplet, rhyming couplets
"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
Tags:word play, play on words, dining, drinking, eating, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waitresses, waiting, dine, diner, dinner, eat out, public relations, pr, p.r., priorities, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, resuscitation, resuscitating, medical, presenting, appearance, appearances, appear, relations, advertising, advert, advertisement, cover up, spin, spinning
Go for it! Do a Hot Dog!
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hotdog, hotdogs, hotdog stand, hotdog cart, hotdog vendor, hotdog stand, hotdog carts, hotdog vendors, street food, advert, ad, advertisement, adverts, ads, advertisements, advertising, vending, consumerism, capitalism, marketing, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, modern life, go for it, slogan, slogans
"You know very well what subscription forms."
Tags:subscription, subscriptions, subscription form, subscription forms, magazine, magazines, advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, guilt, guilty, caught red handed, unwanted, undesirable, reject, rejected, rejecting, charity leaflet, charity leaflets, charity subscription, charity subscriptions, charitable donation, charitable donations
"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"
Tags:jingle, jingles, catchy, airline, airlines, airport, airports, influence, influences, influencing, consumer, consumers, consumption, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, vacationing, ad, ads, advert, adverts, effective, effectiveness, customer survey, customer surveys, survey, surveys, surveying
"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
Tags:savings, alien, aliens, watch, watches, sales, salesperson, salespeople, offer, offers, door-to-door, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, discount, discounts, discounted, travelling salesman, travelling salesmen, traveling salesman, traveling salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, advert, adverts, ad, ads
"I've sold my airspace."
Tags:properties, real estate, owner, owners, land owner, land owners, land ownership, airspace, airspaces, advert, adverts, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, commercialism, sell out, sold out, sell-out, sold-out, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
Great Poets of Catalogdom
"Sexy, but safe-sexy."
Tags:artwork, artworks, buying art, collector, collectors, art collector, art collectors, safe sex, safe-sex, art dealer, art dealers, salesman, salesmen, sales man, sales men, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales people, sales pitch, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, advertising industry
Fairy Tales get Product Placement
Tags:little red riding hood, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, product placement, corporate giant, corporate giants, phone company, phone companies, consumerism, consumer, consumers, phone calls, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones
Tags:new york, new york city, ny, n.y., nyc, n.y.c., i <3 ny, spade, spades, diamond, diamonds, club, clubs, i heart ny, i heart new york, manhattan, advert, advertising, souvenir, souvenirs, merchandise, marketing, advertise, ad, ads, design, designs, sales, sale, deck, deck of cards, pack of cards, slogan, slogans, rejected, rejections, prototype, prototypes
New Listings From Frustration House.
Tags:frustrate, frustrating, frustration, frustrates, sold out, sold-out, selling out, deal, deals, discontinued, catalog, catalogue, catalogs, catalogues, great deal, cheap, cheaper, advert, advertising, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, typical, annoying, annoys, annoyed, irritate, irritating
Tags:smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, smokers, ice cream, ice cream truck, ice cream trucks, market, markets, marketing, market to children, marketing to children, big tobacco, tobacco, tobacco company, tobacco companies, appeal, appeals, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, ad, ads, irresponsible, vendor, vendors, vending machine, vending machines
"Your Gap ad will come."
Tags:ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, clothing ad, clothing ads, clothing advert, clothing adverts, agent, agents, actor, actors, failed actor, failed actors, high hopes, low expectations, lowered expectations, advertising industry, acting job, acting jobs, ambition, ambitions
"I haven't actually whacked anyone in a while, but at this point I can get by purely on endorsements."
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, clash, clashing, gangster, gangsters, gun, guns, pistol, consumerism, advertising, advert, adverts, advertise, advertised, endorse, endorsed, endorsements, endorsement, logo, logos, ad, ads, advert, adverts, corporate, sell out, sell-out, passive, big business