"You can't be insured, Harry and Louise, because of your preëxisting condition."
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Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles
Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
Tags:anthro, anthromoprhic, anthromorphise, anthromorphisis, personify, personified, personification, cartoonist, cartoonists, tools, tool, artist's tools, artist, artists, artistry, drawing, draws, drawings, draw, sketch, sketches, sketching, draughtsmanship, draftsmanship, art, arts, pen, pens, ink, inks, inking, inked, pencil, pencilled, pencils, white out, white-out, eraser, erasers, erased, rubber, rubbers, magic marker, markers, brush pen, brush pens, brush-pen, brush-pens, nib pen, nib, nibs, brush, brushes, brushing, notebook, notes, notebooks, sketchpad, sketch pad, sketch pad, market, marketing, marketting, advertising, advertise, advertises, advertisement, protractor, protractors, compass, compasses, ruler, rulers
"Business isn't great. We could only afford the smallest air dancer."
Tags:small business, small businesses, struggle, struggling, struggling business, struggling businesses, sale, sales, air dancer, air dancers, advertise, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, inflatable, inflatables, recession, recessions, independent business, independent businesses, failing business, failing businesses, inflatable tube man, inflatable tube men, sky dancer, sky dancers, tube man, tube men
"Is that you, Pumpkin?"
Tags:cat, cats, cat door, cat doors, chinese food, chinese foods, fast food, fast foods, food, foods, takeaway, takeout, menu, menus, advertise, advertising, advertisement, pet name, term of endearment, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, marketing, pet owner, pet owners, pet, pets
Tags:new york, new york city, ny, n.y., nyc, n.y.c., i <3 ny, spade, spades, diamond, diamonds, club, clubs, i heart ny, i heart new york, manhattan, advert, advertising, souvenir, souvenirs, merchandise, marketing, advertise, ad, ads, design, designs, sales, sale, deck, deck of cards, pack of cards, slogan, slogans, rejected, rejections, prototype, prototypes
"I haven't actually whacked anyone in a while, but at this point I can get by purely on endorsements."
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, torture, tortured, violence, violent, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, clash, clashing, gangster, gangsters, gun, guns, pistol, consumerism, advertising, advert, adverts, advertise, advertised, endorse, endorsed, endorsements, endorsement, logo, logos, ad, ads, advert, adverts, corporate, sell out, sell-out, passive, big business
"Spare change for those unfortunate enough to have to walk around in a bird costume all day?"
Tags:spare, spare change, change, coins, coin, costume, costumed, chicken, chicken costume, chicken costumes, chicken suits, panhandler, panhandlers, mascot, mascots, chicken suit, beggar, alms, begging, pan-handling, pan-handler, capitalism, late stage capitalism, late-stage capitalism, capitalist, modern, modernity, modern life, working world, advertise, advertising, panhandling
"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."
Tags:chinese menu, chinese menus, fax, faxes, fax machine, fax machines, advertise, advertises, advertising, advert, adverts, intrusive, intruding, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, takeout, takeouts, take out, take out place, take out places, menu, menus, door-to-door, modern life, modern times
Store for Lease - Rodeo Drive
Tags:rodeo drive, rodeo dr, real estate, consumer, consumers, consumerism, agent, agents, shopping, advertise, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, marketing, selling, buying, leasing, renting, rent, lease, buy, store, stores, hollywood, california, los angeles, la, beverly hills, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities
The Bank of New York
Tags:new york, nyc, new york city, bank, banks, banker, bankers, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, white collar crime, white collar crimes, money, money laundering, money launderer, money launderers, law, laws, law and order, russia, scandal, scandals, ad, ads, advertise, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, marketing
New Improved I.R.S.
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, irs, internal revenue service, treasury, department of treasury, tax, taxes, balloon, balloons, advertising, advertisement, advertise, advertisements, ad, ads, marketing, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, new, improved, refurbished, renovated
Tags:medieval, consumerism, consumer, consumers, medieval times, medieval ages, advertise, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, knights, kinght, sport, sports, joust, jousting, horse, horses, horseback, shield, shields, promo, promotion, promos, promotions, goods and services, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, business, businesses, business owner, business owners, brand, brands, brand name, logo, logos, slogan, slogans, sponsor, sponsorship, sponsors, paid sponsor, finance, subsidise, subsidize
See Manhattan . . . By Car!
Tags:manhatten, manhattan, new york, new yorkers, nyc, new york city, traffic, traffic jam, pile-up, pile up, queue, queuing, car, cars, walk, walking, walker, walks, hike, hiking, tour, tourism, tourists, bumper to bumper, toured, touring, exploration, explore, exploring, discover, discovering, discovery, discovered, promotions, promotional, promotion, advertising, advert, ad, ads, advertise, advertised, brochure, brochures, leaflet, leaflets, rhetoric, spin, spin doctor, market, marketing, marketting
". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."
Tags:parrot, parrots, bird, birds, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, copying, repeating, mimicking, tv, tvs, television, televisions, ad, ads, advertising, advertise, advertisements, advertisement, commercial, commercials, sales, sales person, salesman, salesmen, marketing, repeat, mimic
Superman's Final Years
Tags:superhero, superheros, hero, heroes, advertisements, advertise, advertising, banner, banners, billboard, billboards, flying, flight, fly, happy hour, drink deal, drink deals, beer, bar, bars, pub, pubs, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, retirement, retired, retire, aerial advertising
"All you need is a bicycle pump, an ordinary deck of playing cards, and a pair of deerskin slippers, and you're ready to begin."
Tags:ad, advertise, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, advertising, combination, commercials, commercial, guide, household, infomercials, infomercial, instruction, instructions, magic, objects, recipe, table trick, magic trick, magic tricks, trade secret, trade secrets, magician, magicians, magic act, magic acts, mankoff
Everyone's a Media Expert
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, election, elections, press, press conference, conference, reporter, reporters, journalism, journalists, journalist, media, advertise, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, marketing, fashion, fashion police, judgement, judgements, opinion, opinions
Tuscan Fare Of The Moment
Tags:vend, vending, vending machine, vends, machine, machines, change, dollar, dollars, ad, advert, adverts, advertising, advertise, advertisements, advertised, market, markets, marketing, dine, dining, fine dining, corporate, brand, branding, branded, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, office, offices, office life, international, international food, world food, world foods, tuscan, tuscany, pasta, pastas, bread, gourmet, gourmet food, italy, italian, italian food, italian dish, dish, dishes, dine
It's more than a mike!
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Tags:kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, children, childhood, child, precocious, precocious kid, reading, read, reads, kid's book, kid's books, writing, arithmetic, narrative, narratives, father, fatherhood, new parent, new parents, parental, parenthood, fatherhood, trouble, in trouble, tv, television, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertise, advertisement, advertisements
"I think I'll let my hair grow."
Tags:married, married life, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, women, body image, ad, ads, advertise, advertising, advertisement, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, impossible, standard, standards, advertisements, unlikely, hair, hair care, long hair, growth, growing, beauty, beautiful, product, products, marketing, marketting, brand, brands, branding, commercial, commercials, consumer, consumerism, televisions, television, tv, t v, t.v., t.v
National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated
Tags:capitalism, capitalist, capitalistic, business, businesses, small, smaller, mom and pop, family business, family, families, stores, stores, shop, shops, shopping, strip mall, mall, malls, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, advertise, advertising, market, marketing, headquarter, headquarters, incorporated, corporate, corporations, corporation
'A Major Doomsday Event Is Nigh'
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"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."
Tags:shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping season, shopping seasons, retailers, parade, parades, float, floats, balloon, balloons, omen, omens, bad omen, bad omens, city, cities, thanksgiving, crash, crashes, deflate, deflated, deflating, collapse, collapsed, parade balloon, parade balloons, consumerism, advertise, advertising, consumer, consumers