"Now we're passing by a great big sign urging us to buy sofas!"
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Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon
"How else are we going to pay for the war?"
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"Live Music The Doesn't Make You Want to Kill Yourself."
Steaks, Martinis & Cigars: "You got a problem with that?"
When Harry Met Louise
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"Now, that's product placement!"
A woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."
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"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."
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"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
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"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"
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Water-main break - "Very serious." - The Times
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"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
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Crap from the future.
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"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"
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"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."
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"You can't learn the path to financial independence from just ANY infomercial."
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"You can't be insured, Harry and Louise, because of your preëxisting condition."
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The Knowledge Hut - Formerly P.S. 102
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Tags:cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pajamas, pyjamas, animal clothes, animal clothing, sleep wear, sleep-wear, catalogue, catalogues, advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, clothes, clothing, fashion, animal lover, animal lovers, pampered pet, pampered pets
Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles
The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker
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"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
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Go for it! Do a Hot Dog!
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"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."
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