"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
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"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"
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"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."
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"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."
"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."
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In a Quandary
"Wear a helmet."
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The Bull, the Bear, the Ant, and the Grasshopper
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"You wave at clowns, Peg. You don't marry them and let them run your life."
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"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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"I'll tell you what's missing from your game- hate."
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"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."
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"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."
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"Young people frequently feel elated, son. This is perfectly healthy as long as they keep in mind that there isn't any valid reason for it."
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"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
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How to Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed
"How much do you tip a masseuse?"
"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "
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"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."
"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."
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"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."
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