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Advise Cartoons
Advise cartoon 1 of 52
"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."
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diplomacy, diplomatic, negotiate, negotiation, coach, coaches, box, boxing, unrealistic, advice, priority, negotiating, boxer, politics, international relations, force, forces, forced, power, powerful, violent, violence, violently, diplomats, advise, advising, inappropriate, context, boxers, boxed, punch, punching, last resort, violence is a last resort, persuasion, persuading, military forceAdvise cartoon 2 of 52
In a Quandary
Advise cartoon 3 of 52
"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
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advert, ad, advertisement, advertising, advertiser, business, businesses, commerce, sales, sales figures, anger, anger issues, anger management issues, advise, solutions, problem solving, marketing, marketing solution, marketing solutions, marketing tactics, sales tactics, office, offices, book keeper, bookkeeper bookkeeping, book keeping, excuse, excuses, scapegoat, scapegoating, solutions, solution, advice, advise, advising, adviser, bad advice, out of date, out dated, behind the times, pass the blame, pass the buckAdvise cartoon 4 of 52
"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."
Advise cartoon 5 of 52
"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."
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eyes bigger than stomach, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, advice, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, adage, adages, advice, advise, mistake, mistakes, liver, livers, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, drinks, drunk, eyes are bigger than your stomach, parallel, hindsight, wisdom, eat, eating, mistake, mistakes, overconfidenceAdvise cartoon 6 of 52
"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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guru, gurus, wiseman, wise man, wise, wisdom, hike, hiking, climb, climbing, knowledge, tv, t.v.television, advice, advise, climbs, seek, seeking, search, searching, sports, sport, football, baseball, metaphor, metaphors, sports metaphors, televisions, disappointment, disappointing, zen, teacher, teachers, master, masters, expert, experts, cliche, clichesAdvise cartoon 7 of 52
"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."
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law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, law firm, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, trial, trials, accused, accuses, plea, plead, guilt, guilty, crime, criminal, criminals, choice, choices, option, options, no option, one option, choice, choose, choosing, hopeless, advice, advise, advisers, choose, no choiceAdvise cartoon 8 of 52
"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
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bus, buses, subway, subways, tube, train, trains, tubes, mass transit, mass transits, transport, transporting, transports, direction, directions, confusing, annoy, annoying, talk, talking, advice, advise, adviser, confuse, confused, help, helped, annoyed, annoys, questioning, questions, questioned, public transport, public transports, chat, chatting, local, locals, pester, pestering, botherAdvise cartoon 9 of 52
"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
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grandparent, grandparents, grandfather, grandfathers, grandpa, grandpas, grandchild, grandson, grandsons, son, sons, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, parenting, mentor, mentors, mentoring, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, old age, aging, ageing, elder, elders, elderly, work, types of work, fields of work, money, banking, investing, commerce, wealth, wealthy, rich, rich people, wealthy people, advise, adviceAdvise cartoon 10 of 52
"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."
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coach, coaches, coached, coaching, box, boxing, boxer, boxing ring, sport, sports, contact sport, competitive sport, physical, physical sport, contact, contact sport, this corner, red corner, blue corner, fighter, fighting, fight, fights, better, skill, unskilled, underskilled, bested, skill match, skill matched, match, boxing match, compete, competitive, positive, optimism, optimistic, advice, bad advice, vague, advise, advises, advisingAdvise cartoon 11 of 52
"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
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therapy, therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, mental health, analyst, analysts, psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, headshrinker, headshrinkers, therapy session, therapy sessions, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, accountant, accountants, financial advisor, financial advisors, bookkeeping, bookkeepers, bookkeeper, options, choices, advice, advise, advising, advisor, couples, couples counseling, technicality, technicalities, reproductive endocrinologist, reproductive endocrinology, fertility, fertility clinic, infertility, slow, slowly, slowpoke, slowpokesAdvise cartoon 12 of 52
"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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have children, children, kids, married, marriage, kid, marries, life, decision, decisions, time, timing, timed, life planning, planned, jersey, new jersey, jersey city, life advice, advice, advise, advising, adviser, relationship, relationships, marry, have kids, move house, moving house, middle age, middle-age, average life, typical, no good timeAdvise cartoon 13 of 52
"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"
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overshare, over share, over-share, tmi, t m i, too much information, coffee, coffee shop, coffee-shop, coffeeshop, private, privacy, privately, advice, advise, advised, friend, friends, friendly, friendship, friendships, casual, casually, honest, honesty, honesty is the best policy, secret, secrets, embarrass, embarrassingAdvise cartoon 14 of 52
"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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king, kings, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, royalty, royal, king arthur, arthur, merlin, arthurian, arthurian legend, arthurian legends, camelot, literature, history, medieval, science, scientific, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, magic, magician, magicians, wizard, wizards, wise, intelligent, advise, advice, pseudo, spurious, pretendAdvise cartoon 15 of 52
"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."
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lifeguard, lifeguards, life guard, life guards, drown, drowning, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, victim, victims, swim, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, lazy, useless, unhelpful, life coach, life coaches, life coaching, coach, coaches, coaching, advise, adviser, adviser, advising, advice, counsellor, counselling, counsellors, visualise, visualize, imagine, imagination, reality, death, dying, beach, beaches, bad advice, useless adviceAdvise cartoon 16 of 52
Going to Hell?
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hell, underworld, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepares, leaflet, leaflets, pamphlet, pamphlets, flyer, flyers, advice, advise, advising, advises, preparations, preparation, hells, devil, devils, afterlife, after-life, afterlives, after-lives, christianity, religion, relgions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, agent, agents, travel agent, travel agentsAdvise cartoon 17 of 52
It's The Miracle Book!
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miracles, miracles, book, books, self-help, self helping, self help, advise, advice, promise, promises, disappoint, disappointment, false promises, lose weight, tip, tips, false advertising, advertising, adverts, quick fix, quick fixes, fast life, better yourself, self improvement, self-improvement, everything you need to knowAdvise cartoon 18 of 52
"Relax already!"
Advise cartoon 19 of 52
"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."
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navigate, navigation, navigates, non descript, nondescript, wall, walls, maze, mazes, mouse, mice, scurry, scurries, direction, directions, small town, rural, country, experiment, experiments, advice, advise, personified, personification, unhelpful, useless, impracticalAdvise cartoon 20 of 52
Cold Call
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cold, colds, catch a cold, caught a cold, sick, sickness, ill, illness, sneeze, sneezes, sneezing, achoo, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, daughter, daughters, child, children, family, families, relationship, relationships, mother-daughter relationships, advise, advice, motherly advice, old wives tale, old wives tales, nag, nagging, winter, wintertime, leprosy, phone call, phone calls, calling, call, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, telephone call, telephone calls, hang up, hanging up, drink fluids, get plenty of rest, wear socks, wet head, stay warm, medicalAdvise cartoon 21 of 52
"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."
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learn, learning, learns, remember, remembering, elephants, elephant, an elephant never forgets, elephant never forgets, riding a bike, like riding a bike, bike, bikes, cycle, cycling, cycles, bicycles, riding, rides, advice, advise, unhelpful, teach, teaching, skill, skills, remembers, forget, forgetting, combination, combineAdvise cartoon 22 of 52
Older cousin press
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book, books, magazine, magazines, read, reading, family, families, family member, family member, cousin, cousins, older cousin, older cousins, older, elder, age, younger, advice, advise, teach, teaching, learn, learning, french kiss, french kissing, french-kiss, french kisses, french-kisses, diet, diets, dieting, lose weight, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, first book, my first books, wacky, crazy, insane, idea, ideas, style, styling, fashion, fashion advice, new, pro, pros, expert, experts, trustworthy advice, good advice, bad advice, braggadocio, reference, reference book, reference books, self-help, self-help books, self-help book, help, helpfulAdvise cartoon 23 of 52
The King and His Real Estate Advisors
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king, kings, ruler, rulers, sovereign, sovereign, monarch, monarchy, royal, royalty, kingdom, kingdoms, throne, thrones, castle, castles, palace, palaces, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, buy, sell, rent, let, lease, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agent, property agents, property agency, property agencies, property, properties, agent, agents, agencies, agency, land, million, millions, higher, price, prices, advice, advise, house, houses, home, homes, selling, buying, selling a home, selling a houseAdvise cartoon 24 of 52
The Sphinx Speaks
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riddle, riddles, puzzle, puzzles, puzzling, puzzled, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, mysteriously, art, arts, ancient, ancient history, historical, myth, myths, mythical, mythic, mythical creatures, mythical creature, mystic, mystical, mystical creatures, mysticism, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptology, pithy, pithiness, pithy statements, modern, modern life, modern living, real estate, real-estate, realtor, realtors, advice, advise, advising, decipher, deciphers, implication, implications, cryptic, cryptic advice, pun, puns, word play, play on words, word-playAdvise cartoon 25 of 52
"It didn't have to end like this."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, wedding, weddings, married life, couple, couples, bride, brides, groom, grooms, end, didn't have to end like this, limo, limousine, limos, limousines, husband, husbands, wife, wives, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, father-of-the-bride, advice, advise, pre-wedding jitters, nervous, anxious, anxiety, bad relationship, bad relationships, parental approval, disapproval, mistake, mistakesMore cartoons with the keyword 'advise'