Advise Cartoons

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC38630
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2433x2487 pixels (unwatermarked)
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advert, ad, advertisement, advertising, advertiser, business, businesses, commerce, sales, sales figures, anger, anger issues, anger management issues, advise, solutions, problem solving, marketing, marketing solution, marketing solutions, marketing tactics, sales tactics, office, offices, book keeper, bookkeeper bookkeeping, book keeping, excuse, excuses, scapegoat, scapegoating, solutions, solution, advice, advise, advising, adviser, bad advice, out of date, out dated, behind the times, pass the blame, pass the buck

"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC121396
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5000x3120 pixels (unwatermarked)
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play on words, word play, visual pun, pun, puns, advice, advise, help, helping, misunderstood, miscommunication, management, time management, work, working, work management, manageable, office life, offices, anger, smash, smashing, break the work, breaking it up

"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC122403
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3250x3333 pixels (unwatermarked)
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diplomacy, diplomatic, negotiate, negotiation, coach, coaches, box, boxing, unrealistic, advice, priority, negotiating, boxer, politics, international relations, force, forces, forced, power, powerful, violent, violence, violently, diplomats, advise, advising, inappropriate, context, boxers, boxed, punch, punching, last resort, violence is a last resort, persuasion, persuading, military force

"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC133724
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3006x2774 pixels (unwatermarked)
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eyes bigger than stomach, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, advice, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, adage, adages, advice, advise, mistake, mistakes, liver, livers, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, drinks, drunk, eyes are bigger than your stomach, parallel, hindsight, wisdom, eat, eating, mistake, mistakes, overconfidence

"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC122700
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3290x3619 pixels (unwatermarked)
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law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, law firm, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, trial, trials, accused, accuses, plea, plead, guilt, guilty, crime, criminal, criminals, choice, choices, option, options, no option, one option, choice, choose, choosing, hopeless, advice, advise, advisers, choose, no choice

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC129565
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3075x2575 pixels (unwatermarked)
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guru, gurus, wiseman, wise man, wise, wisdom, hike, hiking, climb, climbing, knowledge, tv, t.v.television, advice, advise, climbs, seek, seeking, search, searching, sports, sport, football, baseball, metaphor, metaphors, sports metaphors, televisions, disappointment, disappointing, zen, teacher, teachers, master, masters, expert, experts, cliche, cliches

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC134228
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3006x2524 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bus, buses, subway, subways, tube, train, trains, tubes, mass transit, mass transits, transport, transporting, transports, direction, directions, confusing, annoy, annoying, talk, talking, advice, advise, adviser, confuse, confused, help, helped, annoyed, annoys, questioning, questions, questioned, public transport, public transports, chat, chatting, local, locals, pester, pestering, bother

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC121315
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5000x4957 pixels (unwatermarked)
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have children, children, kids, married, marriage, kid, marries, life, decision, decisions, time, timing, timed, life planning, planned, jersey, new jersey, jersey city, life advice, advice, advise, advising, adviser, relationship, relationships, marry, have kids, move house, moving house, middle age, middle-age, average life, typical, no good time

It's The Miracle Book!

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC36449
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2299x1599 pixels (unwatermarked)
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miracles, miracles, book, books, self-help, self helping, self help, advise, advice, promise, promises, disappoint, disappointment, false promises, lose weight, tip, tips, false advertising, advertising, adverts, quick fix, quick fixes, fast life, better yourself, self improvement, self-improvement, everything you need to know

Going to Hell?

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC34925
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2359x1570 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hell, underworld, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepares, leaflet, leaflets, pamphlet, pamphlets, flyer, flyers, advice, advise, advising, advises, preparations, preparation, hells, devil, devils, afterlife, after-life, afterlives, after-lives, christianity, religion, relgions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, agent, agents, travel agent, travel agents

Older cousin press

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC123095
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5700x6563 pixels (unwatermarked)
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book, books, magazine, magazines, read, reading, family, families, family member, family member, cousin, cousins, older cousin, older cousins, older, elder, age, younger, advice, advise, teach, teaching, learn, learning, french kiss, french kissing, french-kiss, french kisses, french-kisses, diet, diets, dieting, lose weight, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, first book, my first books, wacky, crazy, insane, idea, ideas, style, styling, fashion, fashion advice, new, pro, pros, expert, experts, trustworthy advice, good advice, bad advice, braggadocio, reference, reference book, reference books, self-help, self-help books, self-help book, help, helpful

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC139605
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3006x2607 pixels (unwatermarked)
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college, moving out, moving away, parent, parents, drug, drugs, worry, worried, afraid, fear, fearful, cautious, caution, goodbye, bye, goodbyes, byes, colleges, university, universities, uni, fresher, freshman, freshman year, try new things, don't be afraid, advice, advise, warning, warns, adviser, mother, father, mothers, fathers, mum, mom, mums, mums, dad, dads

Self-Help: 2015

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC141742
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4538x3762 pixels (unwatermarked)
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expectations, reality, low expectations, high expectations, low bar, high bar, lower the bar, lowering the bar, low standards, lower standards, high standards, low maintenance, realistic, realist, realistically, realism, self help, self-help, advice, advise, complacent, complacency, self acceptance, self-acceptance, reasonable, self esteem, self-esteem, frank, frankness, honest, honest, hard truth, hard truths, read, reading, discipline, self development, development, patience, patient, reader, books, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, bookish, book

Finally, the Mirror got real.

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC135996
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4606x3244 pixels (unwatermarked)
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snow white, snowwhite, fairytale, fantasy, fantasies, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, mirror mirror, magic mirror, mirror mirror in my hand, magic mirror in my hand, fairest in the land, who is the fairest in the land, mirror, mirrors, advice, advise, adviser, psychologist, psychologists, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counselling, psychology, psychiatry, projection, narrative, responsibility, get real, got real, real, problem, problems, realistic, realism, book, books, story, stories, novel

"Now, don't feel bad if the people in the drugstore look at you funny when you hand them this prescription."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC132141
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3000x3430 pixels (unwatermarked)
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worry, worrying, prescription, prescriptions, drug, drugs, drugstore, drugstores, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrass, prescribe, reassure, reassuring, reassured, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, advice, advise, worried, worries, uneasy, unsettled

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC140747
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3055x2731 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pupate, pupa, cocoon, caterpillar, butterfly, butterflies, caterpillars, changing, improving, changes, improves, improve, change, self improvement, improved, chrysalis, cliche, advice, advise, adviser, experience, experienced, cliches, cliched, self improved, mentor, mentoring, business, success, helping, help, businesses, successes, successful, redundant, useless

"Those who can't do teach others not to do."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC122740
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3290x2374 pixels (unwatermarked)
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teach, teachers, teaching, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, teacher, tactical, restaurant, advise, adviser, proverb, proverbial, those who can't do, those who can't do teach, those who can't teach, advice, help, helping, bitter, bitterness

"Now, remember, be the yourself we talked about."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC138232
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3010x2335 pixels (unwatermarked)
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be yourself, advice, parent, parents, parenting, admission, admissions, school, schools, selective schools, high school, high schools, schooling, schooled, cliche, advise, pushy, pushy parents, child, children, overbearing, kid, kids, pressure, pressures, just be yourself, education, educational, learning

"They say if you breathe in when you're supposed to blow out and blow out when you're supposed to breathe in you'll lose weight."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC30009
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2233x2339 pixels (unwatermarked)
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weight loss, weight, losing weight, diet, dieting, trick, quick, fast, myth, diet myth, nonsense, nonsensical, lost weight, breathe, breath, breathing, advice, advising, advice, advise, health, healthy, beauty, beauties, lose weight, fat, lose fat, weighing, chat, chatting, gossip, gossiping

"You don't have to answer that."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC139907
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3253x2269 pixels (unwatermarked)
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game, gameshow, games, games show, gameshows, games shows, game shows, game-show, lawyer, advice, advise, right to remain silent, unusual, 5th amendment right, 5th amendment, fifth amendment, television, tv, telly, stand, interview, police, questioning, questions, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, interrogation, interrogate, interrogates

"I know I'm supposed to be giving you some kind of moral guidance, but I just can't get over how weird an ear looks up close."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC140429
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3053x3960 pixels (unwatermarked)
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angel, angels, angelic, religious, halo, ear, ears, body, body humour, businessmen, moral, morality, morals, guidance, guide, spirit guide, moral guidance, religious guidance, religion, advice, advise, advisor, adviser, advisors, advisers, advising, spiritual advisor, spiritual adviser, bodies, weird, weirdly, business man, businessmen, businessman, fairy, fairy godmother, fairies

"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC143249
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5701x4419 pixels (unwatermarked)
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question, questions, audience, audiences, member of the audience, panel, panels, lecture, lectures, lecturing, debate, debates, question and answer, q&a, unusual, panel debate, aspiring, advice, advising, advise, adviser, promote, good question, bad question, good questions, bad questions, smart, witty, wit, wits, education, educate, learn, learning, learns, learned

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

Artist:
Hankin, Charlie
Search ID:
CC142062
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4550x2678 pixels (unwatermarked)
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learn, learning, learns, remember, remembering, elephants, elephant, an elephant never forgets, elephant never forgets, riding a bike, like riding a bike, bike, bikes, cycle, cycling, cycles, bicycles, riding, rides, advice, advise, unhelpful, teach, teaching, skill, skills, remembers, forget, forgetting, combination, combine

The Collector's Corner

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC37647
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2431x2054 pixels (unwatermarked)
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trash, trashcan, clutter, cluttered, one man's trash, another man's treasure, collect, collected, collectables, collectable, collection, obscure, niche, column, columns, columnist, advice, advise, agony aunt, newspaper, newspapers, magazine, magazines, print-media, print media, useless, useless items, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, excuse, excuses, antique, antiques, roadshow, money, value, valuables, worthless, valuable