"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."
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In a Quandary
"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
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"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."
"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."
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"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."
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"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
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"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
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"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."
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"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
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"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"
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"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."
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Going to Hell?
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It's The Miracle Book!
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"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."
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"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."
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Older cousin press
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The King and His Real Estate Advisors
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The Sphinx Speaks
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"It didn't have to end like this."
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