Adviser Cartoons

"What do you have in investment-grade reds?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, investment, investments, expense, expenses, expensive, wine lover, wine lovers, portfolio, portfolios, stock, stocks, recommendation, recommendations, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, advising, red wine, red wines

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC132676
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"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
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advert, ad, advertisement, advertising, advertiser, business, businesses, commerce, sales, sales figures, anger, anger issues, anger management issues, advise, solutions, problem solving, marketing, marketing solution, marketing solutions, marketing tactics, sales tactics, office, offices, book keeper, bookkeeper bookkeeping, book keeping, excuse, excuses, scapegoat, scapegoating, solutions, solution, advice, advise, advising, adviser, bad advice, out of date, out dated, behind the times, pass the blame, pass the buck

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC35788
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success, successful, coach, coaches, life coach, life coaches, ambition, ambitions, lofty ambitions, goal, goals, goal-oriented, pressure, pressures, pressuring, parent, parents, parenting, parental, nag, nags, toddler, toddlers, kindergarten, expectation, expectations, high expectations, demand, demands, demanding, advice, advisor, advisors, advising, adviser, advisers, tip, tips

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Artist:
Dator, Joe
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bus, buses, subway, subways, tube, train, trains, tubes, mass transit, mass transits, transport, transporting, transports, direction, directions, confusing, annoy, annoying, talk, talking, advice, advise, adviser, confuse, confused, help, helped, annoyed, annoys, questioning, questions, questioned, public transport, public transports, chat, chatting, local, locals, pester, pestering, bother

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC121315
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have children, children, kids, married, marriage, kid, marries, life, decision, decisions, time, timing, timed, life planning, planned, jersey, new jersey, jersey city, life advice, advice, advise, advising, adviser, relationship, relationships, marry, have kids, move house, moving house, middle age, middle-age, average life, typical, no good time

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC137891
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"Be afraid to try new things!"

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
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CC139605
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college, moving out, moving away, parent, parents, drug, drugs, worry, worried, afraid, fear, fearful, cautious, caution, goodbye, bye, goodbyes, byes, colleges, university, universities, uni, fresher, freshman, freshman year, try new things, don't be afraid, advice, advise, warning, warns, adviser, mother, father, mothers, fathers, mum, mom, mums, mums, dad, dads

Finally, the Mirror got real.

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
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CC135996
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Thurston Pendleton: Independently Broke

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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broke, bankrupt, declare bankruptcy, bankruptcy, insolvent, insolvency, independently, independent, independent broker, broker, broker, broker-dealers, advisor, adviser, advisors, advisers, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, securities, investment, brokerage, penniless, destitute, necessitous

"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
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"Those who can't do teach others not to do."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC122740
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A la Carte

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC142218
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"I know I'm supposed to be giving you some kind of moral guidance, but I just can't get over how weird an ear looks up close."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
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CC140429
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"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
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"As you go through life, take time to monetize the roses."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
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CC140988
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"Writing about your community service is good, but I would play down the court-ordered part."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC139908
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"Now, if I were you I'd lose some weight, get contact lenses, put lifts in my shoes, wear a toupee, grow a moustache, and start smoking a pipe."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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The King and His Real Estate Advisors

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
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CC27770
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Sorting Papers Into One Of Two Baskets: 'Waffle' and 'Pander'

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
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"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

Artist:
Booth, George
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CC141349
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"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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