Adviser Cartoons

"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."

"What do you have in investment-grade reds?"

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

Bees

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I'm on sabbatical."

"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"Let me talk to you a few moments about holding on to your lover, your hair, your money, your dog. . . ."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."

"Your Majesty, according to our study the shoe was lost for want of a nail, the horse was lost for want of a shoe, and the rider was lost for want of a horse, but the kingdom was lost because of overregulation."

"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

"Don't forget to pay the cashier on your way down."

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

"If they don't quit complaining, you could threaten them with democracy."

"Everyone is different and everyone is the same."