"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, kingdom, kingdoms, government, governments, governing, managing, manager, managers, management, modern management, technique, techniques, advice, advising, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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gurus, businessman, executives, lawyers, climbers, soul search, meditation, advice, professional, handoff, handoffs, lawyer, lawyers, lawyer up, lawyering up, conventional wisdom, amateur, amateurs, guru, wise man, wise men, mountain top, mountain tops, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, cousin, cousins, advice, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, legal team, legal teams, mankoffBees
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bee, bees, bee hive, bee hives, consultant, consultants, consulting, consulting business, consulting businesses, queen bee, queen bees, worker bee, worker bees, drone, drones, hierarchy, hierarchies, social hierarchy, social hierarchies, insect, insects, management, managements, management structure, management structures, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
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advert, ad, advertisement, advertising, advertiser, business, businesses, commerce, sales, sales figures, anger, anger issues, anger management issues, advise, solutions, problem solving, marketing, marketing solution, marketing solutions, marketing tactics, sales tactics, office, offices, book keeper, bookkeeper bookkeeping, book keeping, excuse, excuses, scapegoat, scapegoating, solutions, solution, advice, advise, advising, adviser, bad advice, out of date, out dated, behind the times, pass the blame, pass the buck"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, chair, chairs, throne, thrones, royal throne, royal thrones, ergonomic, office chair, office chairs, desk chair, desk chairs, back support, lumbar support, health, spine, spine health, back health, posture, postures, good posture, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, medieval, chiropractor, chiropractors, orthopaedic, osteopath, osteopaths, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, comfort, comfortable"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."
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success, successful, coach, coaches, life coach, life coaches, ambition, ambitions, lofty ambitions, goal, goals, goal-oriented, pressure, pressures, pressuring, parent, parents, parenting, parental, nag, nags, toddler, toddlers, kindergarten, expectation, expectations, high expectations, demand, demands, demanding, advice, advisor, advisors, advising, adviser, advisers, tip, tips"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
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bus, buses, subway, subways, tube, train, trains, tubes, mass transit, mass transits, transport, transporting, transports, direction, directions, confusing, annoy, annoying, talk, talking, advice, advise, adviser, confuse, confused, help, helped, annoyed, annoys, questioning, questions, questioned, public transport, public transports, chat, chatting, local, locals, pester, pestering, bother"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."
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foreign policy, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, moonlight, moonlight, moonlighting, job, jobs, military, bomb, bombs, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, missile, missiles, missile launch, missile launches, dabble, dabbles, dabbling, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, presidential adviser, presidential advisor"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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have children, children, kids, married, marriage, kid, marries, life, decision, decisions, time, timing, timed, life planning, planned, jersey, new jersey, jersey city, life advice, advice, advise, advising, adviser, relationship, relationships, marry, have kids, move house, moving house, middle age, middle-age, average life, typical, no good time"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
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mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, reception, receptionist, modern, modern life, modern world, capitalism, capitalist, urban, urban life, paperwork, red tape, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself"I'm on sabbatical."
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mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, sabbatical, sabbaticals, leave, sabbatical leave, career, career break, career breaks, out of office, out of the office"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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king, kings, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, royalty, royal, king arthur, arthur, merlin, arthurian, arthurian legend, arthurian legends, camelot, literature, history, medieval, science, scientific, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, magic, magician, magicians, wizard, wizards, wise, intelligent, advise, advice, pseudo, spurious, pretend"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."
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history, historical, ancient, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, politics, government, governments, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, worker, workers, strike, strikes, striking, union, unions, protest, protests, protesting, wage, wages, money, minimum wage, double, nothing, cheap, stingy, unfair, working conditions, salary, salaries, pay, sneaky, taking advantage, fiances"Let me talk to you a few moments about holding on to your lover, your hair, your money, your dog. . . ."
"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
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ombudsman, ombudsmen, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, family, families, investigate, investigator, investigators, investigating, investigative, authority, critic, complaint, complaints, house, household, troubleshoot, troubleshooter, troubleshooting, troubleshooters, adviser, advisers, counsellor, counsellors, family counselling, angry, anger, shock, shocked, surprised, shocking, mad, child protective services"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."
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lifeguard, lifeguards, life guard, life guards, drown, drowning, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, victim, victims, swim, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, lazy, useless, unhelpful, life coach, life coaches, life coaching, coach, coaches, coaching, advise, adviser, adviser, advising, advice, counsellor, counselling, counsellors, visualise, visualize, imagine, imagination, reality, death, dying, beach, beaches, bad advice, useless advice"Your Majesty, according to our study the shoe was lost for want of a nail, the horse was lost for want of a shoe, and the rider was lost for want of a horse, but the kingdom was lost because of overregulation."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, government, government, politics, kingdom, kingdoms, overregulation, over-regulation, lost, death, horse, horses, nail, nails, shoe, shoes, rider, riders, study, studies, report, reports, reporting, revolt, revolts, rebellion, rebellions, revolution, revolutions, riot, riots, history, historical, medieval, advice, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, courtier, courtiers, proverb, proverbs, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."
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trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, trump administration, presidential adviser, presidential advisers, unqualified, qualification, qualifications, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, fiction, fictions, fictional character, fictional characters, white house staff, white house staffer, white house staffers, trump white house, white house, trump cabinet"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, revolt, revolts, rebellion, rebellions, rebelling, revolution, revolutions, revolting, riot, riots, rioting, mob, mobs, angry mob, demonstration, demonstrations, demonstrating, demonstrator, demonstrators, protest, protests, protesting, protester, protesters, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, governing, centre, center, political spectrum, try, trying, attempt, attempts, attempting, adivsor, advisors, adviser, advisers, courtier, courtiers, advice, political change"Don't forget to pay the cashier on your way down."
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mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, cashier, paid, pay, pays, modern life, capitalism, capitalist, pay, paid, ticket, tickets"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "
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cat, cats, dogs, dog, language, languages, culture, cultures, different languages, different cultures, cultural differences, negotiate, negotiations, negotiation, political negotiation, political negotiations, translate, translating, translator, translators, interpreter, interpreting, interpreters, political leader, political leaders, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, political adviser, political advisers, political advisor, political advisors, fetch, fetching, playing fetch"If they don't quit complaining, you could threaten them with democracy."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, revolt, revolts, rebellion, rebellions, rebelling, revolution, revolutions, revolting, riot, riots, rioting, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, democracy, democratic, threat, threats, threaten, threatening, empty threat, empty threats, complaint, complaints, complaining, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers"Everyone is different and everyone is the same."
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