"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."
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"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."
In a Quandary
"What do you have in investment-grade reds?"
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"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
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"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."
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"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."
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"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."
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"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."
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Going to Hell?
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"The way I see it, Wendy, you only go around once."
"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
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"Been there, drunk that."
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The girl with the sensible shoes.
"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."
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The Sphinx Speaks
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"Does this desk make my job look big?"
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"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."
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"I said does he or doesn't he have a cleft in his chin?"
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"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."
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"Think where you want to be in twenty years and then figure out what you should be doing right now to get there."