Advisors Cartoons

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC41354
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"What do you have in investment-grade reds?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC40850
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wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, investment, investments, expense, expenses, expensive, wine lover, wine lovers, portfolio, portfolios, stock, stocks, recommendation, recommendations, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, advising, red wine, red wines

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC132676
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gurus, businessman, executives, lawyers, climbers, soul search, meditation, advice, professional, handoff, handoffs, lawyer, lawyers, lawyer up, lawyering up, conventional wisdom, amateur, amateurs, guru, wise man, wise men, mountain top, mountain tops, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, cousin, cousins, advice, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, legal team, legal teams, mankoff

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC35788
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success, successful, coach, coaches, life coach, life coaches, ambition, ambitions, lofty ambitions, goal, goals, goal-oriented, pressure, pressures, pressuring, parent, parents, parenting, parental, nag, nags, toddler, toddlers, kindergarten, expectation, expectations, high expectations, demand, demands, demanding, advice, advisor, advisors, advising, adviser, advisers, tip, tips

Thurston Pendleton: Independently Broke

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC34887
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broke, bankrupt, declare bankruptcy, bankruptcy, insolvent, insolvency, independently, independent, independent broker, broker, broker, broker-dealers, advisor, adviser, advisors, advisers, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, securities, investment, brokerage, penniless, destitute, necessitous

"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC140028
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egypt, ancient egypt, history, pharaoh, pharaohs, servant, servant, slave, slaves, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, pyramid, pyramids, monument, monuments, landmark, landmarks, memorial, memorials, tomb, tombs, death, preparing for death, funeral, desert, government, taxes, tax, construct, construction, construction project, construction projects, build, building project, building projects, saving money, public funds, waste, wasteful spending

A la Carte

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC142218
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therapist, therapists, a la carte, menu, menus, menu option, menu options, therapy session, therapy sessions, life coach, life coaches, life advice, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyzing, psychoanalysing, psychologist, psychologists, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, additional charge, additional charges, charge, charges, charging, hidden fee, hidden fees

"I know I'm supposed to be giving you some kind of moral guidance, but I just can't get over how weird an ear looks up close."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
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CC140429
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angel, angels, angelic, religious, halo, ear, ears, body, body humour, businessmen, moral, morality, morals, guidance, guide, spirit guide, moral guidance, religious guidance, religion, advice, advise, advisor, adviser, advisors, advisers, advising, spiritual advisor, spiritual adviser, bodies, weird, weirdly, business man, businessmen, businessman, fairy, fairy godmother, fairies

"Now, if I were you I'd lose some weight, get contact lenses, put lifts in my shoes, wear a toupee, grow a moustache, and start smoking a pipe."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC35975
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parties, looks, fashion, advice, life advice, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, model, models, model behavior, models behavior, modelling behavior, model behaviour, models behavour, modelling behaviour, mankoff

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC121795
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king, kings, ruler, rulers, sovereign, sovereign, monarch, monarchy, royal, royalty, kingdom, kingdoms, throne, thrones, castle, castles, palace, palaces, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, buy, sell, rent, let, lease, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agent, property agents, property agency, property agencies, property, properties, agent, agents, agencies, agency, land, million, millions, higher, price, prices, advice, advise, house, houses, home, homes, selling, buying, selling a home, selling a house

"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
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CC27770
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king, kings, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, royalty, royal, king arthur, arthur, merlin, arthurian, arthurian legend, arthurian legends, camelot, literature, history, medieval, science, scientific, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, magic, magician, magicians, wizard, wizards, wise, intelligent, advise, advice, pseudo, spurious, pretend

Sorting Papers Into One Of Two Baskets: 'Waffle' and 'Pander'

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
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CC32619
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adviser, advisor, advisers, advisors, advisory, advice, congress, congressional, congressman, congressmen, office, offices, basket, baskets, political, politician, politicians, capitol hill, capitol, dc, washington, washington d c, citizen, citizens, governing, government, govern, governance, spin, spinning, spins, waffle, waffling, waffles, pander, pandering, elected, election, elect, elects, party politics, critic, critical, critique, critiques, exec, executive, executives, paperwork, issue, issues, ignorance, ignorant, american, american politics, political figure, political figures, corrupt, corruption

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

Artist:
Booth, George
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CC141349
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organize, organizes, organization, organizing, organize your life, organizing your life, organise, organises, organising, organisation, expert, experts, expertise, writer, writers, author, authors, self-help, advice, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, life coach, life coaches, coach, coaches, coaching, editor, editors, final draft, final drafts, draft, drafts, manuscript, manuscripts, submit, submits, submission, submissions, submitting, area of expertise, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, disorganized, disorganization, disorganised, disorganisation, slob, slobs

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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BA500107
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"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
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CC138177
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foreign policy, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, moonlight, moonlight, moonlighting, job, jobs, military, bomb, bombs, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, missile, missiles, missile launch, missile launches, dabble, dabbles, dabbling, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, presidential adviser, presidential advisor

"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC38922
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"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
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CC124224
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"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC137853
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"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
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CC143064
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"If they don't quit complaining, you could threaten them with democracy."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC139531
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"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC137829
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job, jobs, politics, politician, politicians, political, campaign, campaigns, work, workers, worker, employment, speech, public speaking, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, voter, voters, election, elections, political leader, political leaders, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, advice, campaign manager, campaign managers, campaign management

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC36676
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"Your Majesty, according to our study the shoe was lost for want of a nail, the horse was lost for want of a shoe, and the rider was lost for want of a horse, but the kingdom was lost because of overregulation."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
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CC38964
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"The peasants are mercilessly ridiculing you online."

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
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CC144641
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