Affairs Cartoons

Affairs Cartoons

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"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."

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"Don't you understand? I love you! I need you! I want to spend the rest of my vacation with you!"

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"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."

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"Whither NATO?"

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"Edgar, I think it's time we told my husband about us."

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Who Will Be The Iron Accountant?

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Last-Minute Bombshells

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"Oh, nothing. I was just hoping our affair would be more sordid."

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"I—I miss my frog wife."

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It's SkinPatchMan!

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"Silly man, that wasn't an affair - I was just riffing on our marriage."

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"The surprising thing is that Flaubert, who was a man, actually got it."

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"I'm kind of the Edward Snowden of who around here is sleeping together."

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"I never thought you would have married somebody so heavy."

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"By the way, if you're involved in some sort of sex scandal I'd rather find out about it from you than from the media."

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"Stalking is now a felony in this state, Miriam."

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"Oh, by all means, James - claim the moral high ground."

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"You have a right to know—I've been married occasionally."

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"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

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George Sand Has Some People In For Drinks

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"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

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"If I weren't so fond of you, I'd probably be really fond of someone else."

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"You just missed her."

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"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

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"Because of inflation, I can no longer philander in the style to which we've become accustomed.

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