"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."
"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
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heaven, heaven’s gate, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, gates of heaven, death, dead, dying, child, children, family, families, family conflict, family conflicts, black sheep, black sheep of the family, brat, brats, bratty children, relatives, relative, snotty kid, snotty kids, snotty children, snotty child, there goes the neighborhood, cloud city, tunnel of light, tunnel of lights, white light, disappointment, disappointing"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
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fire, fire safety, fire-safety, underworld, sins, health and safety, health & safety, after-life, afterlives, hell, satan, satanic, devil, devils, hades, afterlife, underworld, death, dead, die, died, dying, demon, demons, religion"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."
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attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, hell, sins, sinning, vice, vices, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, demon, demons, legal representative, legal representatives, satan, lucifer, devil, devils, hades"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."
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heaven, heavens, afterlife, after-life, eternal, heavenly, after lives, after-lives, crossword, crosswords, cryptic crossword, crossword lovers, newspaper, newspaper, puzzle, puzzles, death, died, spirit, spirits, angel, angels, breakfast, dead, care, caring, interest, interesting, life, limited, dying, bored, boring, dull, uninterested, uninteresting"No, this isn't a book signing."
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heaven, heavenly, st peter, death, deaths, afterlife, after life, after-life, dead, died, incompetent, misunderstanding, misunderstood, pearly gates, pearly, gates, book, books, signing, signings, signed, signs, signature, signatures, religion, religious, christian, christianity, bible, biblesGoing to Hell?
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hell, underworld, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepares, leaflet, leaflets, pamphlet, pamphlets, flyer, flyers, advice, advise, advising, advises, preparations, preparation, hells, devil, devils, afterlife, after-life, afterlives, after-lives, christianity, religion, relgions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, agent, agents, travel agent, travel agentsScalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates
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heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, aramaic, language, languages, linguistics, linguist, word play, play on words, word-play"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, pizza, pizzas, pizza boy, pizza man, prank, pranks, prank call, wiles, wiles of the devil, the devil, devil, deliver, delivery, takeout, take-out, take out, delivered, take away, takeaway, take-away"The only thing available right now is a handyman's special starter condo on Tier 19 that's just been reduced to three hundred seventy-dive thou, plus maintenance."
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heaven, angel, angels, spa, spas, dying, afterlife, the afterlife, after-life, the after-life, heavenly reward, god, gods, christianity, christians, judaism, jews, complain, complaining, dissatisfied, ungrateful, hotel, hotels, hotel spas, hotel spa, unreasonable, fitness, wellbeing, well-being, well being, day spa, day spas, immortality, paradise, imperfect, imperfection, life after death, afterworld, the afterworld, after world, the after world, after worlds, afterworlds"Here he is, folks, straight from his deathbed in Jersey City, a beautiful guy—let's hear a nice round of applause for . . ."
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