After-life Cartoons

"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."

"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."

"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."

"Damn, looks like that snotty kid of Ben and Edna's is coming up the tunnel of light."

"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."

"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."

"My mother just told me I look like hell."

"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."

"No, this isn't a book signing."

Going to Hell?

Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates

"Ed Roxey! I didn't know you were dead!"

"Just so you know—the official language of Heaven is Aramaic."

"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

"The only thing available right now is a handyman's special starter condo on Tier 19 that's just been reduced to three hundred seventy-dive thou, plus maintenance."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Here he is, folks, straight from his deathbed in Jersey City, a beautiful guy—let's hear a nice round of applause for . . ."

"Oh, we're just down here for the winter."

"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"

"We forgot his Teddy bear."

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

"How could you forget to bring your receipts?"

Heaven - with Children