"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."
"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."
"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
"Damn, looks like that snotty kid of Ben and Edna's is coming up the tunnel of light."
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"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."
"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."
"My mother just told me I look like hell."
"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."
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Going to Hell?
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"The only thing available right now is a handyman's special starter condo on Tier 19 that's just been reduced to three hundred seventy-dive thou, plus maintenance."
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"Oh, we're just down here for the winter."
"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"
"That brings us to your search history."
"How could you forget to bring your receipts?"
Heaven - with Children
"We're not taking new souls at the moment. We're sending them back to work at the White House."
"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."
"When were you planning to tell me about Hell?"
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"A bunch of us are going to Hell for the after-party. Care to join?"
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"I do tech support for the cloud."
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"Now boarding first class and platinum."
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"No! Bless you!"
"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."
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"Your cats are fine."