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Afterlives Cartoons
Afterlives cartoon 1 of 147
"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
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robe, robes, hotel robe, hotel robes, steal, steals, stealing, bathrobe, bathrobes, hotel, hotels, thief, thieves, hotel room, hotel rooms, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlivesAfterlives cartoon 2 of 147
"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"
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celebrity, celebrities, spotting celebrities, famous person, famous people, act casual, acts casual, acting casual, fame, famous, feign, feigns, feigning, casual, overly casual, starstruck, awe, awes, awed, awesome, god, heaven, heavenly, afterlife, afterlives, angel, angelsAfterlives cartoon 3 of 147
"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
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dog, dogs, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, animal, human, humans, responsibility, responsibilities, screw-up, screw-ups, screwing up, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, responsibility, responsibilities, irresponsible, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, pet, petsAfterlives cartoon 4 of 147
"What can I do? Fuel prices are so high."
Afterlives cartoon 5 of 147
"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."
Afterlives cartoon 6 of 147
"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"
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death, heaven, black humor, animals, dogs, talking, medical, afterlife, afterlives, dog, neuter, neuters, neutered, dog owner, dog owners, spay, spays, spayed, spaying, neutering, pet owner, pet owners, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, animal control, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinariansAfterlives cartoon 7 of 147
"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."
Afterlives cartoon 8 of 147
"Relax, honey - change is good."
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death, grim reaper, black humor, language, clichés, dark humor, dark humour, die, dies, dying, transition, transitions, change, changes, changing, positive change, positive changes, afterlife, afterlives, good change, good changes, married couple, married couples, old married couple, old married couples, mankoffAfterlives cartoon 9 of 147
"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
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heaven, hell, afterlife, afterlives, lonely, loneliness, angel, angels, deceased, death, died, virtue, virtues, virtuous, damned, meet people, meeting people, new person, new people, isolation, isolated, sinner, sinners, sins, sinning, christian, christians, christianity, religiousAfterlives cartoon 10 of 147
"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."
Afterlives cartoon 11 of 147
A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.
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parking meter, parking meters, expire, expires, expiring, expiration, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, soul, souls, ascend, ascends, ascending, ascension, 21 grams, 21 grams theory, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, soul escaping, soul death, expired meter, expired meters, parking ticket, parking ticketsAfterlives cartoon 12 of 147
Concierge in Heaven
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concierge, concierges, heaven, heavenly gates, st. peter, saint peter, saint, saints, hotel, hotels, guest, guests, afterlife, afterlives, angel, angelsAfterlives cartoon 13 of 147
"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."
Afterlives cartoon 14 of 147
"Damn! God gave me that pen."
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heaven, heavenly, saint, saints, st. peter, saint peter, lost pen, lost pens, pen, pens, valuable, afterlife, afterlives, sentimental value, misplace, misplaces, misplaced, misplacing, careless, carelessness, saint, saintsAfterlives cartoon 15 of 147
"But stay off the couch."
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couch, couches, dog, dogs, furniture, forbid, forbidden, forbidding, saint peter, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, heaven's gate, heavenly gates, gates of heaven, pet, pets, behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience school, obedience schoolsAfterlives cartoon 16 of 147
"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
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saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, saint, saints, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, naughty list, naughty lists, vice, vices, evil, evils, eternal life, hell, hells, hades, after-life, after-lives, underworldAfterlives cartoon 17 of 147
"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"
Afterlives cartoon 18 of 147
"Sorry, Chief, but Bianca Jagger is here to check on human-rights abuses."
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bianca jagger, celebrity activist, celebrity activists, celebrity activism, human rights, human rights abuse, human rights abuses, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, check on power, checks on powers, checks and balances, watchmen, law, international law, international laws, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, cause celebre, cause celebres, trend, trends, trendy, hell, hades, devil, devils, satan, afterlife, afterlives, slacktivist, slacktivists, slacktivismAfterlives cartoon 19 of 147
"Damn, looks like that snotty kid of Ben and Edna's is coming up the tunnel of light."
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heaven, heaven’s gate, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, gates of heaven, death, dead, dying, child, children, family, families, family conflict, family conflicts, black sheep, black sheep of the family, brat, brats, bratty children, relatives, relative, snotty kid, snotty kids, snotty children, snotty child, there goes the neighborhood, cloud city, tunnel of light, tunnel of lights, white light, disappointment, disappointingAfterlives cartoon 20 of 147
"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."
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fire, fire safety, fire-safety, underworld, sins, sinner, sinners, health and safety, health & safety, after-life, afterlives, hell, satan, satanic, devil, devils, hades, afterlife, underworld, death, dead, die, died, dying, demon, demons, religionAfterlives cartoon 21 of 147
"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."
Afterlives cartoon 22 of 147
"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."
Afterlives cartoon 23 of 147
"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."
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attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, hell, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, vice, vices, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, demon, demons, legal representative, legal representatives, satan, lucifer, devil, devils, hadesAfterlives cartoon 24 of 147
"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."
Afterlives cartoon 25 of 147
The Nine Circles of Heaven
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nice circles, heaven, hell, inferno, dante, dante's inferno, divine comedy, the divine comedy, good behavior, good behaviors, good person, good people, trig, trigonometry, bus, busses, remember birthdays, remembers birthdays, remembering birthdays, afterlife, afterlives, recycle, recycles, recycling, reuse, reuses, reusing, virtue, virtuous, virtuous behavior, floss, flosses, flossing, flosser, flossersMore cartoons with the keyword 'afterlives'