Afterlives Cartoons

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."

"What can I do? Fuel prices are so high."

"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."

"Relax, honey - change is good."

"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Concierge in Heaven

"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."

"Damn! God gave me that pen."

"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"

"But stay off the couch."

"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."

"Sorry, Chief, but Bianca Jagger is here to check on human-rights abuses."

"Damn, looks like that snotty kid of Ben and Edna's is coming up the tunnel of light."

"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."

"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."

The Nine Circles of Heaven